Copping A Feel

Starring Hedonist Harriet Humper in:
"Copping A Feel"
Written by Victor C. Nathan


Young Harriet Humper gunned the engine of her 2000 Camaro and pushed
the accelerator to the floor as the engine roared with all the
horsepower lying beneath the hood. The steering wheel vibrated
slightly and Harriet's gargantuan breasts jiggled and bounced as she
took the speed of the vehicle past 90 MPH. It was with horror that
she suddenly heard the sound of a siren resounding in her ears. In no
time, her car was pulled to the side of the road and a police officer
was asking for her license and registration.

"Do you know how fast you were going?" the officer asked in an
irritated voice that conveyed his aggravation at her excessive
exceeding of the speed limit.

"No, sir," Harriet breathed in a childish, but husky Marilyn Monroe
voice that oozed with sensuality as she undid one of the buttons of
her blouse to allow the cop to check out her substantial cleavage. "I
think I may have been speeding. I'm sorry to trouble you this way."

"Speeding is an understatement," the officer replied, his eyes
dropping to survey the swells of her tits that squeezed from the top
of her yellow blouse. "I clocked you at 90 miles an hour. That's
reckless driving."

"Oh, gee!" Harriet groaned in a parody of a 1950s teeny bopper as her
hands softly pressed her twin titans together. "Was it that fast?
Gosh, I'm sorry, officer. Isn't there some way to make this up?"

"A ticket is the way you are making this up, young lady," the officer
retorted with widening eyes as he watched the teenager play with her
big fucking boobies that were threatening to burst out of the tight
top. "People going this fast sometimes end up spending a couple days
in jail."

"No!" Harriet shrieked with phony horror plastered on her face as she
took a look at the officer's groin with hunger and longing, wanting
to jerk down this fucker's zipper. "Let me make it up to you."

The officer adjusted his collar and looked into her beautiful,
sparkling eyes. Then he returned the smile that she gave him and
Harriet knew that she was starting to break down this official's
defenses. Her charms were myriad and always efficacious and were
guaranteed to assuage any man's hardness, that is except for the
hardness in his pants. Harriet was about to make her move on this cop
in a jiffy.

"Are you trying to bribe me?" the officer asked with surprise tinging
his voice.

"Maybe," Harriet cooed with a naughty grin on her face as her right
hand reached out in a flash and grabbed his crotch and squeezed
it. "How do you like that, Mr. Law And Order?"

"Mmmmmmmmmm! Not bad!" he moaned loudly as the traffic whizzed past
them so fast that it was barely able to be seen with any detail. "I
do believe that you are trying to get out of this ticket."

"Am I succeeding?" Harriet asked him as she slowly slid down the fly
of his uniform slacks and reached inside the opening. "By the way,
what's your name?"

"You're succeeding admirably," he replied as Harriet's greedy and
childish looking hands found the trunk of his penis and slid it
toward his open fly. "My name is Dick. I'm officer Dick Cummings."

"And your name fits you to a tee!" Harriet exclaimed as she pulled
his dick out of his fly, his dick that was already full of blood and
in her estimate, about eight and a half inches long. "What a big
fucking wee wee!"

"Well, you've got some big things there that I would like to check
out too," Dick replied as his hand reached through the window of the
vehicle and grabbed her left tittie while his other hand undid the
buttons of her blouse. "I just thought of something. Are you Hilda
Humper's daughter?"

"Sure am, Big Dick," Harriet replied as she giggled and toyed with
his hard pecker that was so thick that she couldn't get her hand
around it. "I have a good friend named Missy Cummings who is on the
cheerleading squad with me at school. Are you related to her?"

"Related to her?" Officer Cummings said with a loud voice. "She's my
daughter."

"Oh, cool!" Harriet giggled as her pinky finger touched the pee hole
at the tip of Dick's long and sausage-thick wee wee and lingered in
the cleft at the same time that both of his hands greedily kneaded
her bulging breasts that hung like twin towers out of her blouse that
by this point was opened all the way down the front. "It's nice to
meet you. Tee hee!"

"Nice to meet some of my daughter's friends," Mr. Cummings said
through a deep breath as Harriet leaned through her window and licked
at the tip of his erection. "Aaahhh! Especially when they have
titties as big as yours are! Mmmmmm! That feels good, little girl!
Don't stop! Don't stop! Oh, fucking holy shit!"

"I've got to stop," Harriet said as she slid his saliva-soaked penis
out of her mouth. "We're out on the side of a main highway. We need
to find a better place to continue this 'police matter'. Tee hee hee!
It's such a small world. Just today Missy and I were sucking all the
football players' wee wees and tonight here I am having Missy's
father playing with my big boom booms and me tasting his pee wee on
the main highway. Ain't life funny?"

"Sure is," Dick agreed as his hands squeezed her buxom titties and
his fingers closed around the excess of tit flesh that flowed out of
her unbuttoned top. "But honestly, you aren't the first of Missy's
cheerleader friends that I have fooled around with. She had a
sleepover once with about five of her cheerleader friends staying the
night. This was before I divorced her mother. Mrs. Cummings was out
of town that weekend and two of them spent the night in our bedroom.
Let's just say that we didn't do a lot of sleeping that night, but I
sure had them cheering. Holy shit, girl! I can't keep my hands off of
these titties of yours! But you are right. We better get off of the
road. Come on back to the car and we will get in the back seat behind
the cage."

"Okay," Harriet agreed, her titties bouncing and her blonde hair
blowing as they headed to the squad car, whose lights were still
flashing against the backdrop of the black night. "Tee hee! I support
my local police. Hee hee hee hee! And they take the cost of my ticket
out of me in trade!"

Dick Cummings' pecker still jutted out of his fly opening and he was
too starry-eyed and tittie-crazy to even notice it. He just wanted to
get his cock into this hot little piece of ass. Ol' Dicky needed some
pussy after the hellacious night on the job that he had had.

"You got it!" Dick replied, agreeing with what Harriet said about
taking the ticket out of her in trade as he opened the right
passenger door of the cop car. "You can just take your shorts and
panties off and we can have a little fun right in here on the seat,
honey bun. You want me to wear a condom?"

"Tee hee! Don't be silly!" Harriet laughed as she took down her jean
shorts and the bright yellow panties that were now damp with her
feminine juices. "It doesn't feel that good with a rubber on. Plus, I
want to feel you squirt your seed deep inside of me. Mmmmmmm! Oh, Big
Dick, shut that fucking door and put it inside of me! Oh, fuck, I
want it so bad! Oh, fuck, give it to me, officer! Do your fucking
duty! Serve the fucking public good with your fucking penis! Fuck me!"

"Sure thing," Dick enthusiastically burst out as he pulled his pants
down with lightning speed and watched Harriet giggle when she saw his
fire engine boxer shorts that his eight and a half inch erection was
jutting from.

"You're supporting the wrong department," Harriet smilingly
joked. "You're a fucking cop! But still, will you let me slide on the
fire pole?"

"Yep," Dick laughed as he lovingly eased her fleshy thighs apart and
pressed her pink nether lips open a little more with his fingers,
knowing that he was going to feel pretty big inside of her. "I just
don't want to hurt your little cunny."

"I don't know," Harriet replied as she watched Dick Cummings shut the
door and then breathlessly shuck his fire engine drawers with
glee. "I don't think my cunny can be hurt. It has taken some of Taft
And Adams High School's biggest wee wees. And none of them were
wearing rubbers on them, I might add. Tee hee hee! There is nothing
like an unsheathed wee wee in the boy's locker room. Mmmm, good!"

Harriet Humper adjusted her naked ass on the quite expansive back
seat and smiled as Officer Cummings spread her thighs far apart and
placed his body between them, all the while his big penis was
throbbing and his mushroom pee wee head swelling at the sight of her
nubile feminine form lying seductively before him.

"It's just that I am so thick," Dick explained with a grin as he
pressed downward, the tip of his shaft pressing against the opened
pink lips of the young offender's pussy. "I was told that my dick was
like a tree trunk by a woman that I pulled over the other night for
reckless driving. She nearly got out of her ticket too until she
started bitching and complaining that I was too thick for her and
that my penis felt like a log in her pussy and that I kindly needed
to take the 'fucker' out. So I gave her two tickets. One was for the
reckless driving, of course. The other was for abusive language and
the slandering of an officer's penis. That'll teach her to insult an
officer of the law when he is trying to fuck her civilian cunny.
These people are going to show us policemen some respect."

"Well, officer, will you respectfully fuck me before I go nutty?"
Harriet said with a giggle and a breath that expanded her oversized
gazongas that were by now in Cummings' hands that gripped and fondled
her fucking tittie bombs like he was bazoom bonkers. "Push it right
in my fucking snatch. I can feel the big bastard slowly penetrating
me. He feels big as motherfucking shit! It has been so long since a
man has made love to me, Dicky baby. The last five hours have been
hell for me without a peter in my sweet pussy. Push it! Fuck me, Big
Dick! Give me every damn inch of your love handle! Aaaahhhh!"

"Sure thing," Dick replied as he plunged his thick johnson into the
flowering lips of this young cheerleader that were open to receive
him. "After all, I am a servant of the public. Aaaaaahhh, yeah! And
you are a very cute public with big boobies that have been fondled
and sucked by the majority of the male community."

"Oooooo!" young Harriet winced as she felt the sheer thickness of her
newfound lover's wee wee sleekly plunge its way down into her little
slot, mixing pleasure with a twinge of pain that the width of his
member elicited. "Shit, you're big, Dick. It hurts a little bit, but
it feels good at the same time."

"Yes, it is thick," Dick Cummings admitted as he slowly began moving
inside her in a tender and quite gentle in and out rhythm. "It will
feel enormously girthy at first, but I will take it slow and your
pussy will adjust to it pretty quickly. Shit, girl! Your pussy feels
like it is choking the life out of me! But it feels fucking good too!
I'm sure glad you talked me out of wearing a rubber! Skin to skin is
an official wee wee's dream come true!"

And Harriet too was starting to feel the pleasure of their back
seat "arresting" encounter. She sighed and cooed as she brought her
hips up to meet his giant organ as the shocks of the police car
groaned and the vehicle began to bounce up and down with their
fucking, which was increasing in rapidity by the second. Dick's
pecker would reach the nadir of Harriet's pussy and then slide back
up and far out of her to go for another slick trip back down into the
sweet recesses of the young Humper's vaginal tunnel.

"Mmmmmm!" Harriet cooed violently as she bucked her hips like a wee
wee hungry hellcat as he gripped her titties like a selfish child
holding on to a toy balloon. "It's starting to fucking feel real
fucking good now!"

"Oh, fuck!" Dick cried out as he dicked her for all she was
worth. "It feels fucking great here too, baby! Aaaahhhhh! Your cunny
is so tight! Oh, fucking shit! It is a glove-tight sheath! Oh, yeah!
I'm almost there, little girl! I'm almost there!"

Officer Cummings was ramming his overswelled cock into her at full
force now, foregoing gentleness for an enjoyable fuck. Harriet's eyes
were tightly closed and her breathing came out in bursts that he felt
as she huffed and puffed against his cheek, the wind exploding from
her in torrents each time she forcefully raised her pelvis to slap
his as the cop brought his wee wee down.

"Me too! Me fucking too!" the lithe Harriet Humper cried out as she
felt his shaft open her wide and then the lubrication of her honey
juices as they slathered her slot with their wet excess. "Arrest me!
Oh, yes, yes, yes! Give me that official wee wee! Spank my ass with
your big balls, Mr. Public Servant! You deserve a raise in pay for
this! Mmmmm, yeah! I'm just about to come!"

"No 'just about' for me!" Cummings grunted through clenched teeth as
he forced his eight and a half inch pee wee to the hilt of her pussy
in one exuberant thrust that was not at all gentle at this point. "I
am coming....now!"

And the faithful officer did. Dick squeezed Harriet's titties so
tight that he was sure they would be red when he released them, much
the same way that he had left the titties of many of his daughter's
friends red at the end of a long night of handcuffs and hanky panky.
This didn't even include all the women he had pulled over for
offenses and then tore up their tickets and let them go for "good
behavior" and "cooperation", not to mention his main criteria: an
ample and large, bouncy rack. He had come up with a slogan that fit
him and many of the other guys on the force when it came to dealing
with women pulled over for various traffic irregularities. It was
simply that "The way to a cop's heart is through his wee wee." He
used the childish term for male genitalia to elicit a laugh from
whomever he was quoting his self-created axiom to. Right now this
axiom was entirely self-evident as he felt a stream of semen force
its way through the tube of his pet trouser snake and tingle in a
pleasurable squirt from the end of his erection and splash warmly
into the deep, dark cavern of Harriet Humper's pussy. The shots of
semen continued for what felt like a heavenly eternity.

"Oh, fuck!" Harriet shrieked as she felt his penis swell and spurt
within her and then the sublime inner quake and sensation of her own
orgasm as it hit her like a seizure. "Yes! Fuck, yes! Now plant it
deep, sweetie! Hold your wee wee down in me as far as you can and
plant all your seed! Squirt your seed deep inside of me! Aaaaaahhhh!
Fuck! Shit! Fuck! I am coming so hard, so fucking forceful! Oh,
officer, I think this may give me the incentive to get pulled over
for speeding again!"

And they both clutched each other close as their bodies shook with
orgasmic tremors, the tremors of a wee wee and pussy whose fuck
powers were being fully realized in their unification. Their bodies
were practically congealed in the flood of juices that each of their
respective organs had squirted smilingly out during their sex act.

"Mmmmmmmm," Harriet cooed when they were done and were both sitting
up in the seat. "It has been at least two days since I have had sex
that good. Tee hee! I think my pussy is going to be sore for a few
days because of that night stick you got between your legs. Oh, silly
me! I forgot to clean your wee wee off for you. Hee hee! Let me get
on that right now!"

Harriet leaned over, moving her blonde head into his lap where his
penis was slowly deflating. She took several minutes and using her
lips and her tongue, the young tart cleaned it of both of their
juices that covered it in a thick lather, readying the officer's
peace-loving wee wee for the remainder of his night on the job.


THE END