The Wee Wee Contest

A Hilda Humper Classic!
The basketball-boobed bimbo stars in:
"The Wee Wee Contest"
Written by Victor C. Nathan


Hilda Humper was trying to think of a way to make class much more
interesting for her high school students. Having some knowledge of
health and being in perfect shape herself, Hilda was currently
teaching a senior level health class that discussed sex and the human
body. With Hilda's overt and voracious sexual appetite, she saw the
opportunity for all sorts of carnal fun with her class. The classroom
would become a hands-on place under her able tutelage. It might even
afford her the ability to get some of what Hilda often called "yummy
wee wee".

"Hello, class," Miss Humper spoke in a friendly voice and with a sexy
smile that hardened the penis of every male in the room. "Today we
are going to talk about sex and the mechanics of it."

Hilda wore a blouse that had a low cut scoop neckline that revealed
the countless acres of cleavage that she sported. Hilda knew that all
the males were going crazy at the glimpse of her triple J cup boobies
that were trying, aching to be free of her insufficient top.

"We are going to have a little contest today all just to simply show
how the man's sexual organ works in the heat of a hot sex act. If you
will look at the board, I will give you the exact term for what we
are going to see occur here today."

Then in all capital letters and in a blue erasable marker, this busty
teacher wrote the word FELLATIO for the class to see. There were a
few snickers and smiles after Hilda had written it. Then she pressed
her giant jugs together and glanced at several males in the classroom.

"Holy motherfucking shit," Hilda cursed to the surprise of her class
as many students raised eyebrows. "It makes me so damn horny just to
think of that word and all that it entails. It makes me want to suck
the fuck out of the nearest wee wee I can get my fucking hands on.
Just this morning I blew the paperboy's wee wee like nobody's
business. I'll tell you girls something. Nothing makes your paperboy
know that you appreciate the work he does more than when you drop to
your knees and suck his wee wee till it squirts. So what we are
learning today is very useful in the real world and in real life. It
will enrich all your lives. Now let's get started with today's
lesson."

"Yaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!" the students all cheered at once.

"I am going to need several male volunteers," Hilda mischievously
spoke and then gave a naughty little grin that bespoke the shameless
hubris and courage that characterized so many of the actions that she
engaged in at the school and got away with, whether it was fucking
her male students or giving blow jobs to the janitor every
week. "This class will be divided into two sides. The left side will
be Group 1 and the right side will be Group 2. I will need your
clapping, your cheering and any other outbursts of enthusiasm that
you can muster. Are you all ready?"

The students, both male and female, but especially male, clapped and
cheered after Hilda had barely spoken the question. They were ready
for an object lesson in sex.

"I'm going to need two male volunteers," Hilda said and then watched
as a bunch of guys raised their hands. "Kenny Long, how about you?"

"Yes, ma'am," the 18-year-old young man replied with a pleased grin
before striding confidently to the front of the classroom.

"And Chuck Dicker. Come on up here, you stud," Hilda Humper laughed
as she beckoned the youth forward. "It's wee wee time, boys."

"Yaaaaahhhhh!" a bunch of female voices squealed with excitement as
the two popular guys now stood at the front of the room.

"Is everybody ready?" Hilda asked slowly, working the class to a
frenzy.

"Now I need one female volunteer to assist me in this lesson. Missy
Cummings, get up here and help me teach this class hands-on. Come on,
sweetheart."

"Yes, ma'am!" the voice of an overeager and oversexed Missy Cummings
replied heartily as she beamed, making every guy in the classroom
want her to suck his penis.

The full-figured brunette with beautiful, flowing hair and an angelic
face pranced sexily toward the head of the class, her hips wagging
all the way. Missy's breasts were so big that they seemed to be way
ahead of the rest of her. She was a fine buxom young hellcat vixen
and a cheerleader as well. Most of the football players' wee wees had
been either in her mouth or her pussy or in both. Hilda chose Missy
because her boobs were big, though not nearly as large as Hilda's
whopping and gargantuan monster tits.

"Now, boys, I want you to undress and display what kind of nice, big
wee wees you really have to these ladies in the class. Missy, you and
I are going to also strip naked and help illustrate a sexual act to
the class by helping these boys feel pretty good. We're going to make
their big wee wees squirt. I want everyone here to truly understand
how special an act fellatio is and how lucky any guy is to get a
girlfriend that will suck his weenie."

Hilda and Missy began to slowly remove their skirts and blouses at
the same time that the boys, Kenny and Chuck, unbuttoned their shirts
and pulled down their pants. Teacher Hilda Humper and student Missy
Cummings were both stripped down to their bra and panties and the
whoops from the guys in the class were by now almost deafening in
their intensity. Kenny Long and Chuck Dicker were now in nothing but
their briefs and the ladies in the room excitedly squealed and
shrieked when they saw both of the boys' massive erections straining
against the fabric that was drawn taut. Their wee wees looked like
giant poles that were encased by nothing but their Fruit Of The Looms.

"Now, students," Hilda announced, smiling hornily and taking off her
green brassiere. "This is where the fun begins."

"Mmmmmmm," Missy Cummings breathed huskily and licked her lips as she
gazed wide-eyed at the hard stalks that jutted out from the two young
men like they were asking for her to pleasure them. "Gosh, I need me
a wee wee."

"You and me both," Miss Humper replied, grinning and looking now like
an animal moving in on its prey, as both she and Missy finally
removed every stitch of their clothing and stood in all their big-
boobed splendor before the class, their bulging, gargantuan assets
jiggling with excitement, their fleshy orbs shimmying saucily. "Now
let's show this class what fellatio on a healthy wee wee looks like."

A chorus of cheers rose from the class, from both guys and girls
excited to behold the sight of a real live sex simulation happening
right before their very eyes. Hilda and Missy put on quite a show,
making their big boobs bounce and sway and then going to their knees
before the two young men.

"Now this is going to be a full scale wee wee contest," Hilda
explained as she gingerly rubbed Kenny's big penis through his
underwear and Missy kissed Chuck's hard-on through the thin
cloth. "Side one of the room will cheer for me. Side two of the room
will cheer for Missy. We will each suck our respective wee wee
vigorously. Whichever one of us makes her wee wee come first will be
the winner of the contest. Is everybody ready for this shit?"

"Yaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!" the class resounded with an enthusiastic din of
clamorous yelling and applause. "Suck! Suck! Suck! Don't give up!"

It was humorous to hear the improvised cheers that the class joined
together to say. Hilda and Missy each peeled down the underwear of
each of the boys. The girls in the class shrieked with awe as the two
huge cocks sprung up into view, with Kenny several inches longer than
Chuck. Chuck, however, was still a substantial seven inches. Kenny
was a truly astounding ten. Suckhappy Hilda had one of the students
do a three count and when it was done, she and Missy grasped the cock
that each had in front of her, took it into her mouth and began to
vigorously suck.

"Go, Hilda, go!" Group 1 cheered as the blond, buxom babe of a
teacher slid Kenny Long's extremely and ridiculously long pecker in
and out of her hungry and very accommodatingly open mouth. "Make that
fucker come!"

"Suck, Missy, suck!" Group 2 implored as the whorish, yet busty and
sexy brunette bombshell devoured the protracted member of Chuck
Dicker quite happily. "Make that pecker shoot!"

The oral sex grew loud and was so wet and slobbery that it could
still be heard over the roar of the students in the room. Hilda was
taking her dick in and out a little faster than Missy, but Missy was
applying tremendous pressure to Chuck's wee wee and it was clear from
his cries that her fellatio was efficacious. The two lucky recipients
let their hands rest and dawdle in the women's hair as they pleasured
the boys in an excruciatingly effective manner.

"Holy fucking shit!" Kenny screamed as Miss Humper sucked him so fast
that it practically made his head spin.

Kenny's cock was tingling so profusely that he thought he might come
at that instant, but he managed to hold back for a little while
longer, savoring every sweet second of having her mouth on his
erection.

"Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!" Chuck Dicker bellowed as his rigid shaft
disappeared in and out of the big-bosomed vixen's orifice. "That
feels so fucking good!"

The cheers grew wilder and more frenzied and the guys in the class
watched with smiles as the breasts of the women jounced and bounced
like basketballs as they moved up and down with their heads on Kenny
and Chuck's swollen organs.

"Come, Chuck, come!" Group 2 cried out. "Getcha, getcha some!"

"Jizz, Ken, jizz!" Group 1 sounded back, enjoying the thrill of
competition. "Your dick's fucking bigger than his!"

Both sides of the classroom were passionately rooting for their
respective teams. Side one chanted for the pair consisting of Hilda
Humper and Kenny Long, and side two cheered for the duo of Missy
Cummings and Chuck Dicker. Each side got louder and louder and the
wee wee contest reached a sloppily audible oral crescendo that had
Kenny and Chuck, the suckees, practically crying and begging for
these two rampant cocksuckers to finally make them come. The two
women were taking the boys' weenies in and out like they were trying
to devour their genitals alive.

"Come in her mouth! Squirt it all out!" the fans of Group 1 cried in
encouragement as Kenny felt his enormous dick tense in Miss Humper's
oral embrace and her gigantic jugs beat heavily against his legs as
her slobber dribbled down onto his big balls.

"Shoot her a load! It's time to explode!" the other side of the room
returned in a humorous chant as every student watched with wide eyes
as the wee wee sucking neared its impending finale.

"Oh, fuck!" Kenny grunted an obscenity as Hilda slid her lips down
his shaft, using her teeth just a little bit to excite him even
more. "This wee wee is just about to fucking fire!"

"Aaaaaahhhhh!" Chuck wheezed as his slightly smaller member received
the oral expertise of Missy's overactive mouth that made the wee wee
suckee feel amazingly close to an orgasm. "I'm almost there! I'm
almost fucking there!"

"Come on, Kenny!" his team yelled, spurring him on and hoping for
victory. "Give it to her! You can do it! Squirt that cum right down
her throat!"

"Chuck, let it go!" Chuck's team cried. "It will feel so good when
you do! Fill her mouth up with that load!"

Both boys ground their pelvises into the faces of the women that took
their wee wees in and out like efficient machines. They were both
striving to be the one to have his penis come first. They both
grunted and groaned and cried out and winced, all at the same time.
But the boys knew only too well that there could be but one solitary
winner. And that was when it finally happened. The winner squirted
his triumphant victory.

"Yes!" was all that Kenny Long spoke, moaning as he prevailed in the
contest, his firehose of a penis jerking and then tightening as he
went off in Hilda Humper's mouth.

The jism rocketed full force from his wee wee in virtual jet streams
of thick release. Again and again the semen unloaded itself into his
favorite teacher's fellating mouth.

"Mmmmmphhh!" Hilda managed, her mouth full of his liquid as she
swallowed the first several squirts and then pulled him from her lips
to repeatedly shoot his cum all over the carpet in full view of the
class and its throng of screaming students. "This is what happens to
a healthy wee wee during fellatio when it is all done. See how hard
it squirts, students?"

"Yes, ma'am!" a chorus of voices said in amused jubilance as they
watched their teacher grip this ten inch pole as it messily shot its
delight all over the place, staining the carpet with its sticky
overflow.

"And the cum shot is an important thing," Hilda explained, smiling as
she watched her student finish firing his long rocket. "Oh, fuck, but
that jizz looks yummy. You had a lot in there, didn't you, Kenny?"

And then something followed her remark mere seconds later.

"Mmmmmmm!" Chuck Dicker exclaimed as he too reached his joy and held
Missy's brunette head as he emptied his sack and the boy smiled when
she drank down every drop wafting from his mushroom wee wee head.

"Now, students," Hilda explained as she stood, still proudly naked
and stained by cum before the class. "Fellatio, or as some of you
would call it, a blow job or a hummer, is a very, very important part
of sex. You girls need to make your boys' wee wees feel good from
time to time. And even if you're not dating him and he is just a
friend, suck him anyway. His wee wee will thank you for it. And do
what Missy here does. Swallow. It will make your man feel even more
special when you drink him down. I may have been the official winner
of this wee wee contest, but I think that when you learn what you
need to know about sex, everybody is a winner. I want all of you
girls to go give some lucky guy's wee wee a little fellatio today.
Give him a nice long blow job, if for no other reason than the fact
that he has a penis. It's there for you to suck."

"All right!" one guy in the class cheered, pulling out his pecker and
watching one of the female students instantly drop before him and
take it in her mouth, his cries beginning to resound as she started
to suck his wee wee.

"Class dismissed," Hilda said, chuckling at what had just
transpired. "And you know what? I am going to give the janitor's wee
wee a little suck today too. He will deserve it after cleaning up all
this mess."


THE END