Once, Twice, Seven Times A Fucker

This story is a continuation of Hilda's previous adventure that was
entitled "Hilda Humper's Delicious 2% Breast Milk". It begins in the
same day and only shortly after, perhaps only an hour after, the
previous humorous happenings of said tale. Thanks for reading.

The Blonde Bimbo With The Big Boom Booms, Hilda Humper stars in:
"Once, Twice, Seven Times A Fucker"
By Victor C. Nathan


"Oh, yes! That's it! Oh, yes, baby! Just like that! Give it to me
hard!" Hilda Humper screamed as the mammoth-breasted bombshell neared
completion of this, her third fucking of the day by her milking
partner and big-dicked friend, Denny Fuckerfaster whom only today had
she finally gotten the opportunity to fuck. "I'm almost there! Oh,
shit! I'm so close! I'm so very close!"

Hilda's tight pussy clenched and squeezed Denny's thick ten inch pole
with her strong inner muscles, snugly gripping its emormous girth and
then releasing it, repeating this contraction and release method over
and over again. Basically, she was milking it as he had milked her
titan titties earlier that afternoon, except instead of milk, she
would soon reap a powerful orgasm of thick spurting semen straight
from his member, as well as the tingle that she would feel in her own
sweet little pussy when she came in spades. Hilda Humper's long legs
were resting on Denny's shoulders and this allowed him to go much
deeper into her than was normally possible and to pummel her snug
slot from the best possible angle. This man that she found so
amazingly handsome, was plowing her sweet honeypot with every ounce
of power that he could muster. Every few thrusts he would slide his
penis so far up into her cunny and then hold it there, that soon
Hilda never wanted him to slide it back out again. It felt so good
way up inside of her that she wouldn't have minded having her pussy
permanently housing the fucker. Now she could feel an orgasm on its
way and from the breakneck speed Denny was pounding into her, she
knew that he would soon be shooting every drop of another big load
into her, overflowing her with his thick seed. Hilda's huge boobs
bounced and her fleshy buttocks quivered as Denny's giant phallus
slammed into her pussy full hilt like a huge freight train entering a
long dark tunnel. With this powerful thrust, Hilda knew Denny was
coming and she was definitely right on that count. She had fucked
enough to be able to have a sixth sense about when a man's arrival
was going to commence. Hilda felt his penis predictably jerk within
her at the same time that she reached her own lavish delight.

"Aaaaahhh," Denny groaned in a relieved voice of placation.

"Yesssssssss!" Hilda Humper squealed as a strong orgasm rattled her
full-fleshed body the very instant that her partner's slippery pecker
exploded like a firecracker. "Oh, yeah, baby! Third time's the charm!
Yes! Give me all of it! Squirt your seed deep inside of me, sugar! So
good, Denny! Come on, Fuckerfaster! Make me a mommy! Put every sweet
drop in me, good fucker! Shoot it! Squirt it! Fucking fill me up!"

And he did. This could have been his first time fucking her instead
of his third of the day, for his explosion was as forceful and his
load just as quantitatively large as the two he had squirted in her
lush slot earlier during their quality time spent together in the
sheets, frollicking and fucking like beasts in heat and following
their instincts. Denny's seed splashed into Hilda's pussy as it
rocketed full force from his superbly spitting johnson. Again and
again and again he exploded, until at last he had wholly flooded her,
his thick jizz running down her inner thighs in a gooey sticky
stream, a mixture of his fluids and the ones that oozed from her love
canal incrementally. Finally, his dick subsided and was dormant, not
unlike a volcano that was all out of eruptions. They both stayed
locked in a close embrace for nearly five minutes as Denny still held
his penis firmly in place inside her deep overfucked slot.

"Mmmmmmmmmm," Hilda said, as she wrapped her arms around him, her
oversized megaton boobs squashing sweetly into his chest that was now
glistening with sweat from their most recent copulation
session. "That was even better than the last two times. I can't
imagine what the next one's going to feel like. It's going to light
my little hungry pussy on fire with hot fucking tickles of love."

After another minute, Hilda loudly and audibly groaned her
disappointment as she felt Denny's huge member begin to soften and
shrink inside of her. Even after their earlier rest time, Hilda could
tell he was starting to get worn out a little from the excessive
amount of sex they had been having and the absolute frenzied speed
with which they had engaged in it. Denny's breathing was still fierce
and heavy, and when he finally slipped out of her, he collapsed
heavily on his back, clearly exhausted and looking nearly debilitated
and enfeebled from three straight times of fucking her. Hilda
wondered how he was going to do her seven times, how he was going to
be the proud seven fucker that she had told him she wanted him to be
when he first penetrated her an hour before. Hilda was so horny that
she really needed to be fucked seven good times. She wanted to be all
fucked out by the end of the day, if that was at all possible for a
woman of her immense appetite. It was only late afternoon at this
point.

"You okay, honey?" Hilda asked him sweetly, as she rose from the bed,
still in her birthday suit. "Let me get you a glass of water. Being a
seven timer is a tough thing to achieve, baby. We've only gone three
times and I want us to do it for the big lucky number."

"I'll take a drink," Denny Fuckerfaster responded, his sticky dick
drooping and falling over against his leg. "A man needs a drink if he
is going to be a seven timer, I guess."

"Damn right," Hilda said, heading for the kitchen wearing only a
smile, her glorious ass bounding with her excited little jaunt. "You
fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked. That has to tire a man's
fucking penis. Mr. Wee Wee must be begging for a little break. My
pussy can tucker that fucker out."

Hilda washed her hands and extracted a glass from the cabinet and
poured him some water from a pitcher in the fridge. She had to get
his strength up. She was getting horny again already. Hilda needed it
so bad that she could fucking taste it. Come to think of it, she had
tasted it earlier, and boy, had it made him come. Taking the full
glass of water from the kitchen, she entered the bedroom, her goal
being to revive her worn out seven fucker. Denny sat wearily up in
bed as the still buck naked Hilda handed him the glass of water with
a syrupy, good-natured and almost loving smile. He was still trying
to catch his breath and was having little luck. Miss Humper's hand
brushed his softened manhood as he drank thirstily from the glass,
savoring the cool water and replenishing the supply that he had lost
making sweet sweat with her. Hilda lay beside him, her blonde head
resting in her palm, her forearm flattening one of her big breasts.
She smiled, her beautiful angelic face lighting up as her gimlet eyes
shone with the desire, the yearning that never left her person. Hilda
leaned over and lovingly kissed his chest as he finished the last of
the water. Her fingers ran through the soft patch of chest hair and
then tweaked his man nipples with friendly little pinches that
denoted her affection for him and her want of his body once again.

"Oh, my little aspiring seven fucker. Oh, baby, I love you," Hilda
giggled cutely as she kissed Denny on the cheek with a butterfly
peck, the swell of her gargantuan boobs pressing into his chest,
their pebbly hard nipples scratching his sweaty flesh.

"You love my dick," Denny corrected her with a wry smile. "If that is
your definition of love, then you are in love with every man you
meet. Geez, I'm tired as shit."

"Awwwwwwwwwww. My seven fucker is so tired and Mr. Wee Wee is all
tuckered out. What are we going to do about that? What are we going
to do? I'll tell you what momma is going to do. She is going to
revive that big fucker, that wee wee that momma loves so much.
Ohhhhhhh, yesssss, she is."

Denny was amused at the amount of babyish language that this learned
school teacher was using in her speech.

"My goodness, Hilda," Denny said, laughing lightly as he sat the
empty glass on the nightstand situated near the bed whose sheets were
tangled in disarray. "I never knew you talked so much baby talk in
bed. Surprising, to say the least."

"Oh, baby," Hilda said, kissing him on the cheek again and cupping
his balls. "I never start talking baby talk until I get in the sack
and see a man's big wee wee. Then I start using the language of a
mother with an infant. I am a mother and have raised two children and
I don't think I addressed them as silly and childishly as I do most
of the wee wees I play with. I hope it is not bothering my seven
fucker though."

"Not at all," Denny said softly, smiling at the sight of her
quivering titties. "Just surprising, is all. I don't mind a whit how
you talk in the bed, especially when I am the lucky one you are in
bed with. You could bark like a dog if you wanted to and I wouldn't
obtrude. I just like fucking you. But it sure can be tiring."

Denny took in a huge breath of air as Hilda leaned over and gently
kissed the head of his softened manhood. Her delicate tongue traced a
sweet path down its trunk and then she expertly took its thick spongy
helmet into her pouty lips like a hooker giving head. Hilda was going
to revive his Mr. Wee Wee and make Denny a seven fucker whatever, and
however long, it took. But the way Denny's organ was fatigued right
at the moment, he thought that it might take a lot of sucking and
oral stimulation to get it up and hard at attention again, much less
functioning well enough to make him a seven fucker. Hilda desperately
wanted a fourth fuck but was still having little luck with her seven
fucker's normally rigid shaft. The "big fucker" that she was going to
revive remained soft, even as she took its mushroom head of warrior
into her skillful lips to suck upon. And Hilda wasn't giving Denny's
member the gentle gingerly treatment that she would have begun a
standard "Humper Special" blow job with. Hilda was sucking him
noisily, almost violently, her wild and pouty smacking lips making
the sound of her weanie wash echo through the cozy and cushy bedroom.
It sounded much like a child eagerly enjoying a popsicle on a blazing
summer day after purchasing it from the neighborhood ice cream man.
The only difference was that she preferred Denny's Mr. Wee Wee to any
frozen delicacy on a stick. Hilda enjoyed nothing more than giving
head. She knew that it was the one thing that felt better to a man
than anything else, any other sensation, in the world. The problem
was that Hilda couldn't get the soft fucker to stand up for her.

"Mmmmpphhh," Hilda managed through a mouth obstructed with dick, her
blonde head rising and falling as she took more and more of him in.

After several minutes of extreme oral pressure, Hilda felt the faint
stirrings of life within his manhood. It was beginning, slowly but
surely, to swell to its former Olympian height. Pulling him from her
mouth, Hilda quickly boob-clenched him, holding his semi-erection
hard between her mountainous mammaries as she watched it steadily
grow before her eyes. Denny smiled with hubris as his penis crept
taller and taller up through her cleavage. She clasped her titties
around it lovingly, as if she were trying to protect it from the
elements outside of the warm chasm between her breasts. Hilda was
excited to know that a fourth fuck was finally in order. It was what
she had been waiting for and what her hungry pussy would finally
receive.

"Yeah, baby!" Hilda screamed excitedly as she brought his length out
from the warm insulating girth of her boobs. "Now you can park that
big boy right where he fucking belongs. You can put him in a warm and
wet little place and do me like you've never done me before. Come on,
baby, and fuck me!"

"You're going to get fucked, all right," Denny said grinning and
happily sitting up in bed. He grabbed Hilda roughly and brought her
to a position on all fours, in a position poised and ready for the
doggie style humping she adored. "Now I'm going to park Mr. Wee Wee
right in my milk maid's love canal. Then I'm going to fuck my baby-
talking milk maid silly."

Hilda squealed and shook her ample ass, her titan titties nearly
touching the bed as they dangled. She was horny and excited and she
reached back and adroitly guided him into the lush confines of her
honeypot's spread labia. It was, as usual, a tight and snug, but
quite enjoyable fit. Denny's ten inches and his thickness combined to
fill her pussy to capacity. It was all Hilda could do to avoid
screaming uncontrollably with her horniness.

"Give him to me!" Miss Humper begged, her plump ass wagging and her
pussy tingling with the first twinges of the pleasure that they would
soon share, bucking and thrusting there upon the king size bed, each
one of them yearning and working at the blissful game of satisfaction
and carnal frivolity. It was their favorite game to play. It was a
game where there were no losers, where they both found victory in the
glorious throes of orgasm, the mutual explosion of a pyrotechnic
sexual moment.

"Oh, yeah, Denny!" Hilda screamed, her big round ass pointing up into
the air as he slid into her cunny from behind. "Now you fuck me! Fuck
me now, you ten inch seven fucking sweet cock motherfucker! Fuck me
hard! Fuck the fucking shit out of me with that big fucker!"

Denny brought his massive member into her as far as it would go. His
eyes widened at the amazing amount of dirty words coming from the
horny school teacher's mouth. Hilda was swearing like a sailor and
wanted sex so bad that she seemed to be going completely crazy when
she finally got it. She wanted it more than any woman he had ever
been with. After all, Hilda had just used the word "fuck" eight times
in a few sentences alone. Denny was shocked at her sheer crassness,
but said nothing and just kept fucking.

"Ohhhh," Denny groaned as he felt her vaginal muscles grip the penis
that he had just put inside of her lush pussy. "Oh, yeah, baby. I
want to shag my dirty naughty little big tittie vixen."

He placed both of his hands on her substantial ass and kneaded her
cheeks wantonly.

"Give it to me then," Hilda squealed, her eyes clenched shut as Denny
slowly began to thrust his member in and out of her very deep
slot. "Fuck me proud, baby."

Denny's thrusts increased in rapidity and soon he was driving into
her with great force and speed, making the buxom gimcrack goddess
scream his name and beg for more, more, more. As Denny banged her, he
reached under Hilda's outstretched arms and placed a hand around each
of her bobbing breasts, his fingers digging into their massive fleshy
girth and using them for leverage to brace him as he made his deep
plunges into her pussy. Denny felt Hilda's titties bouncing heavily
in his hands as he fucked her as hard and as fast as she had been
begging for for the last fifteen minutes when she was all worked up
about him being her little "seven fucker". Denny wanted to make sure
that she was all good and fucked out by the end of the day. He wanted
Hilda to really know, to fully comprehend, what he and his big dick
were capable of.

"Oh, yesssssss!" Hilda screamed, bucking her big ass to meet his
thrusts. "That feels so good, darling. Harder! Fuck me harder! Fuck
my brains out!"

And Denny Fuckerfaster surely did. His hands dug into Hilda Humper's
J cup titties so deeply that he knew it must have been painful for
the bimbo. Denny slammed his cock into her pussy so hard that each
time he did, it moved her up the bed a couple of inches. He knew he
was almost ready to explode, to give her his seven fucking all. He
was not used to sex being this rough and this extremely fast, this
lacking in subtlety. As Denny slammed into her, he released her
breasts and slapped her big round ass every time he entered her to
the hilt. Denny spanked Hilda's round fanny harder and harder as he
fucked her, changing cheeks every few thrusts until her cute bottom
was very red with welt marks. Hilda seemed to like it, to take to it
very quickly.

"Spank me! Fuck me! Spank me! Fuck me!" the buxom woman intoned, as
their sex had now gone to what could be accurately characterized as
breakneck speed, with Hilda bounding and jerking rapidly there upon
the bed. "I've been a bad girl, baby. A real bad girl with a potty
mouth. Oww! Oww! Oww!"

They were both almost to the point of orgasm and it had not taken
very long for them to get there. It normally didn't when two people
decided to fuck like frenzied animals in heat. She sounded like a
crazed beast rutting rakishly, and in this moment nothing could have
been more enjoyable to the horny seven fucking slut.

"Oh, oh, oh!" Hilda screamed out, thrusting her rear end to meet
Denny's nearly bursting penis. "I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm fucking
coming!"

And Hilda Humper did come with a vengeance. A powerful and
overwhelming orgasm shook her, sending deep pleasure through her
active pussy. The big-breasted femme fatale found heaven in every one
of her climaxes, when they made her cunny feel like a little piece of
paradise located in the recesses of her perfectly sculpted body.

"Yes, baby!" Denny Fuckerfaster roared with pleasure as his body
simultaneously shared in the wondrous power of their mutual
satisfaction. "I am giving all my seed to you. Mr. Wee Wee is giving
you his best."

The load that Mr. Wee Wee spilled into her was not his best of the
day, but it was substantial considering that it was his fourth time
fucking, or as he liked to say to Hilda's chagrin, making love to
her. After nearly eight shots of semen, he was spent, but continued
thrusting until her orgasm had subsided to a peaceful afterglow.

A moment later the two of them lay cuddling on the bed, both of them
panting like dogs on the scent.

"Now that was a doozy," Hilda said, letting out a sigh of
fatigue. "That felt so good, Denny. Every one of your fucks is better
than the one before. How do you do it?"

"I think they are better because you are hornier every time. I don't
see how you stay so hot for sex after getting so much of it at one
time. How do you do it?"

"Speaking of hot," Hilda cooed, kissing him squarely on the lips. "I
think I want to suck your big dick again. I think he needs a good
long blowing from momma. I think he needs a good woman to help him
get his big fucking spongy head washed and waxed. Plus, I'm getting
hungry. It's way past lunch time and I want a hot dog, a foot long
weanie. Hee hee hee!"

With this, Hilda laughed uncontrollably until one of her titties
began to leak a little bit and Denny had to lick off the excess milk
it secreted. It was sweet and thin and he liked it. It was a real
thirst quencher and a treat to the tired wearied seven fucker whose
cock felt like it was worn to a frazzle and had been put through the
ringer. Perhaps her soft talented lips could make it feel better as
they slid smoothly down its skin, hungrily savoring and gingerly
stimulating him in a spirit of true giving.

"I've got a fun idea," Hilda squealed, kissing him again and leaping
from the bed bare-assed naked and dashing into the kitchen.

She was excited.

"What idea, Hilda?" Denny asked breathily, his voice wavering as he
spoke.

"Oh, shit," he thought. "This could be a crazy one."

It was honestly an idea in the true nature of satire. Miss Humper
returned with two squirt bottles in her hands. One was of French's
Mustard and the other was a container of Heinz Ketchup. Now Denny
knew her wacky plan.

"I can't have lunch without condiments, can I?" Hilda asked as she
set the bottles on the bed beside him and grabbed his now sagging
member with both of her ambitious little hands. "Now your big hot dog
is getting some good toppings. Too bad we don't have any hot chili.
Tee hee."

With those words, Hilda took the squirt bottle of mustard and began
to shake it. Then without warning, she squeezed it, covering Denny's
still semi-hard pecker with a thick stream of mustard, beginning at
its big head and extending down the full length of him to the base of
his manhood. Denny wheezed in surprise as he caught his breath. Next
came the ketchup. Hilda's titan titties jiggled as she laughed at
what she was doing. Holding the squirt bottle upside down and
pointing it at the head of his cock, she applied pressure to the
bottle and a stream of thick ketchup jetted from its tip and onto the
tip of his penis. Hilda kept squeezing and moved in a downward arc as
the blood red substance made a trail that ran parallel to the yellow
one along his slightly shrinking member. The two condiments felt cold
against his heated flesh that was still warmed and practically
steaming from their fourth fuck, this time just putting the finishing
touches on a doggie style romp in the sack. Denny felt tuckered out
from it, but predictably Hilda was still raring to go and hungry for
more dick.

Hilda's saucy voice sounded amazingly enticing and wanting as she
sang in a lovely cabaret singer voice, "Oh, I want to be an Oscar
Mayer Weiner! It's the thing I really want to be! Cause if I were an
Oscar Mayer Weiner, everyone would be in love with me!"

After this, she burst into a cacophony of laughter and threw the
bottles carelessly to the floor. Then she leaped up and down on the
bed in a spell of giddy schoolgirl glee. Hilda's boobs, her
enormously beautiful globes, leaped as well. They bounced and jounced
and her big left one slapped her noisily in the cheek. Hilda ignored
it and fell between Denny's legs.

"Now for lunch!" Hilda squealed, roaring with laughter again and
letting her tongue dip into the thick goo of the condiments that
totally covered his dick.

She lapped and licked at them, going from the head of his phallus
down to the base, until finally it was tidily clean of the ketchup
and mustard, but shining with her saliva.

"That was tasty," Hilda said, smiling broadly and kissing his semi-
swollen length. "I know where I want that weanie this time. Mr.
Weiner can slide in between the two biggest buns there are. You know
I am not talking about my ass either, baby, don't you?"

"I know exactly what you are talking about, Miss Humper," Denny said
in a mockingly formal voice as she went to her back on the bed, her
big boobs towering up from her chest like mountains. "I see the two
biggest places that a weanie could slide between, baby."

The busty Humper's breasts were so majestic and breathtaking in their
girth and weight and their firm, but soft skin. Denny was at full
mast by now and he couldn't wait. The twin mountains before him were
a climber's greatest feat. He poised and lowered his body down,
careful not to put all of his weight on her rib cage. Denny's ten
inch hard-on gently touched the bottom of her bosom.

"Now slide that big salami in here between my big milkers," Hilda
coaxed him in a husky voice as she pushed her mammoth breasts
smoothly apart and allowed his cock a smooth passage into the canal
of her cavernous cleavage. "I'm ready for a good tittiefucking, baby."

Denny beamed as he brought his oversized part between her even more
oversized parts. It was not a smile that reflected everything,
however. He thought of beer and milk and hot dogs. He thought about
beauty and the superficiality of appearance and the crassness of
commercialism. He laughed inwardly at the strangeness of a woman
being carried along by the size of her assets, even as he gauged
himself and slid even further between them. Strange things to think
about before engaging in sex act number five, but they engaged him
and danced within his mind.

"What are you waiting for, baby?" the blonde-haired lady cooed softly
as she furrowed her brow and touched him.

"Oh, nothing," Denny said, his face stretched into a cringe.

And so he began thrusting, in and out between her costly assets,
absentmindedly waiting. He was waiting for the orgasmic explosion,
the explosion of the American Dream.


THE END