"Morning Wood"

THE HUMPERS ARE BACK IN A BRAND NEW STORY THAT IS AS BIG AS THEIR CARTOONISH
ASSETS!
Starring H-Cup-hootered sister Harriet and her foot-long-donged brother Henry
in:
"Morning Wood"
Written by Victor C. Nathan and Dr. Mojo in their first Humper collaboration
Edited by Victor C. Nathan


"Mom? Mom! Are you still home?" Henry half-moaned as he walked down the upstairs
hall of the Humper household towards his mother's bedroom, his twelve-inch slab
of cockmeat straining against the fabric of his jockeys. "Mom? Can I get a quick
blow job before you leave?"

It was 9:15 on a Saturday morning, and the youngest member of the insanely
overendowed Humper family had awoken minutes earlier with a serious case of
morning wood, and like any eighteen-year-old boy, he was eager for
gratification. Normally he would have simply rolled over and relieved his burden
within the sweet confines of his top-heavy mother's pussy or mouth, the two of
them having begun waking up in the same bed on most days in the months since
they became lovers.

However, unbeknownst to Henry, Hilda had left early that morning to finish up
some overdue paperwork in her classroom at Taft and Adams High School. In
addition to their multiple daily sex sessions at home, the mother-and-son couple
had also begun sneaking in quickies during school hours in Hilda's class, in the
locker room, and various other locations around the school. The two of them had
done so much fucking the previous week that Hilda had fallen behind on grading
her students' assignments, and she had elected to spend her Saturday catching
up. She figured that it would be easier to get her work done without the
constant distraction of her younger child's throbbing twelve-inch wee wee that
she so lusted over, so the responsible educator had quietly snuck out of her
son's bed an hour earlier and headed off to campus. Henry, who was tuckered out
after the two of them had fucked each other to exhaustion until three AM the
previous night, continued to snooze away into the morning, none the wiser.

"Moooooommmmm! Where are you? Mooooooommmmmm! My weeeeee weeeeee!" Henry whined
like a petulant child wanting candy instead of the vegetables on his dinner
plate. "Mommmmmaaa!"

Henry made his way down the hall still further, envisioning her heavy but firm
gelatin-like masses of springy boobflesh as he eased his underwear down just
enough to fish his ridiculously long and thick cock over the waistpant of his
shorts, the tree trunk of a fuckstick springing predictably upward at the mere
thought of her motherly mountainous mounds and her sopping pussy which would be
all too eager to sheath his solidified stalk. Where was she, and why would the
engorged-glanded elder Humper even allow her pussy to be empty this early on a
Saturday morning? Henry gave his penis several strokes of encouragement and the
massive glossy head of his manmeat plumped and he grew still thicker at the base
of his trunk. Boy, was he ever going to stick it to her when he found his boobie
mommy.

Impatiently pushing the door of his mother's bedroom open and walking inside,
Henry was disappointed to find it empty, with no sign of Hilda anywhere, her
purse and keys missing and her bed immaculately made. Henry chuckled briefly at
the hotel perfect tuck job of the bed, which looked like it hadn't been slept on
once since the last time the sheets were washed. That's because it hadn't; Hilda
had spent the last four consecutive nights in Henry's bed, the two of them
fucking each other's brains out like two horny teenage sweethearts, after which
she was too tired to make the trek down the hall to the master bedroom.

In fact, Hilda hadn't had sex in her own bed in nearly two weeks. With their
newly liberated familial fuck policy, the 38-year-old top-heavy tittie trollop
and her oedipally-obsessed offspring Henry had made their entire home into a
veritable temple of incestuous insanity. In addition to countless trysts on
Henry's bed, they had fucked on the kitchen counter, dining room table, living
room floor, the upstairs shower, Hilda's bathtub, the stairs, the backyard
patio, on top of the washing machine, and on the living room couch. Henry had
even come home twice from school only to have his mother waiting for him in the
foyer on her knees, undoing his pants and swallowing his twelve-inch boner to
the hilt before he even had the chance to close the front door. Hilda and Henry
had fucked on practically every surface and square inch of their home, and this
was merely in the previous two weeks. With the rest of the house seeing so much
action, Hilda's bed had remained in a pristine, virginal state that Hilda
herself hadn't experienced in 25 years.

"Motherfucker!" Henry cursed, surveying the empty room and immaculately made
bed, slapping his engorged dick blithely with his right hand, making the long
and girthy trunk, all of its twelve inches, bob up and down from between his
legs. "Oh, Mommy-Boobs, why, why, why? Wee wee's hungry! Wee wee's hungry! Son
of a bitch, I need to fuck!"

Henry felt his balls inflate with semen weight and bulge ever larger and he slid
just the front of his shorts down a smidgen more to let those big plumpers hang
out. But he left his underwear on because it just seemed naughtier to him that
way. Henry Humper spat on his cock several times and sat down on the edge of the
perfect bed to work his encircled fingers back and forth over the spittle-shined
head and the first three inches of his missile-sized wiener. Mmmm, it felt good,
but it was same-old same-old. He thought for a moment of fishing one of his
mother's canyon-deep big-ass fucking brassieres out of one of her dresser
drawers to stroke himself off with, maybe having a spit-up right in one of the
deep deep cups. But then suddenly he had a better idea.

"Wait, why tug my own wee wee when I have the world's second-best cock-stroker
sleeping in the room next door?" Henry thought to himself excitedly as he
continued to stroke his cock with more ardor as he thought of bouncy Humper
boobies. "I've been so busy burying my boner in Mom the last couple of weeks
that I've been neglecting my poor sister this whole time! After all, sharing is
caring, and I've got about a pint of wee wee juice that needs to be shared with
my big sis. Hopefully I can share it all over her face!" Henry smirked to
himself as he recalled the countless times he'd shot his load onto Harriet's
beautiful face, her gorgeous green eyes crinkling with lust, ruby-red lips
pouted, dainty hands hefting her gigantic teenage mammaries aloft for her
younger brother's visual stimulation, her words a filthy torrent of encouraging
dirty talk as she coached more and more of Henry's load out of his balls and
onto her countenance.

Harriet absolutely loved to receive facials from her brother. She loved the feel
of his hot jizz splashing her cheeks and forehead, rivers of his boy batter
running down her chin and dripping onto her preposterously proportioned breasts.
Harriet also enjoyed the renowned skin-smoothing properties that semen had on
her lovely flesh, noticing that it left her complexion smoother and more
youthful than any of the expensive lotions she kept in her medicine cabinet.
Harriet often requested that Henry jerk off onto her face before bedtime as part
of her evening beauty routine, smearing gobs of his fresh, gooey boy batter into
a beauty mask that she would wear to sleep. Henry was more than happy to oblige,
getting an extra orgasm before turning in for the night while helping to keep
his beautiful overly-orbed sister looking radiant as ever each morning.

Hopping off the bed and bounding out of the room in a quick motion, Henry made
his way down the hall to Harriet's room, opening the door and peeking inside.
Peering into his sister's sun-lit room, Henry's heart and wee wee both jumped a
bit as they caught a glimpse of her gorgeous eighteen-year-old form. Harriet lay
on her back sound asleep, breathing peacefully as her prodigious chest rose and
fell with each breath. Harriet's whopping 36HH boulders of titanic titmeat were
rising comically above the rest of her body like a pair of beach balls, her
nipples just barely concealed by the top of the white satin sheets she slept
under. The long golden locks of hair framing her face picked up the soft morning
light pouring through the windows, giving her face the gentle glow of an angel.
Henry paused to admire the radiant beauty of his sister's face, the sweetness of
which, at the moment, contrasted with the insatiable libido of the girl it
belonged to. Harriet had the wholesome face of the girl next door, if the girl
next door was a wanton, sex-crazed nearly nineteen-year-old nymphomaniac who had
fucked literally thousands of men in her short life, including her own brother
who was now admiring her sleeping form. Henry truly loved his sister in every
way, and cherished the time they spent together: whether it be Christmas
mornings, backyard barbeques, family dinners, or, as of late, orgasm-inducing
sessions of mind-blowing sex.

It pained Henry somewhat to disturb Harriet's peaceful slumber, but the aching
in his balls was starting to bother him something fierce, so he decided to give
her a pleasant but gentle wake-up while easing his sexual suffering; after all,
he knew what was most important. Climbing slowly onto her bed, Henry gently
pulled down the satin sheet covering her body until it lay in a pile on the
floor, her wet dream of a figure now completely naked and exposed to the morning
air. Henry gave her the once over, admiring her smooth and well-toned legs, the
flare of her young-but-very-womanly hips that framed a tiny triangular patch of
blonde pubic hair above her pussy, and her narrow waist which tapered into a
youthfully tight tummy. Henry lingered a bit as his eyes moved up to the target
of his current desire, her famously fabulous funbags of flesh. The sudden
exposure of her breasts to the open air sent a chill over her nipples, which
instantly hardened, making Henry's eyes continue to widen with lust. Shedding
his underwear and letting his now raging twelve-inch hard-on spring entirely
free, Henry threw one leg over his sister's torso and straddled her, aiming his
foot-long firehose of fuck at Harriet's boobies.

Harriet's massive milkwagons both bobbled and swayed from side to side on her
sleeping body as Henry perched his muscular form over her flat stomach and
ribcage lightly, his horsey-sized hogleg of a pussy-piercer tapping against the
bottoms of her laconically swaying H-cupper sweat glands as he gave his peter a
couple of perfunctory pumps, grinning as his mushroom pee wee head pulsed with
blood and his stout fat trunk thickened yet again at the prospect of spelunking
deep between her boulder-sized boobs. Henry Humper took his prick in hand,
gripping it at the base and gently and luxuriantly rubbing his baseball-sized
cockhead against each of her giant spacious areolas, almost massaging and
mashing her golfball-sized pink tips with his swelling shroom dicktop.

"Mmmmmmm," Harriet cooed, her udders undulating, as she almost gurgled like a
baby, but amazingly didn't wake up. "Oooooooooo."

"I'm gettin' in between ya, sis," Henry whispered hornily, lifting his naked ass
higher above her flat stomach, and hovering his foot-longer shlonger right above
her satellite sacks of sacrosanct sexy titiness, as sweet a sight as he had ever
seen. "Now it's time to part some boobies."

Henry slid his right hand in an agile fashion down into the deepest part of her
cleavage and then opened his fingers, making her giant boobies ripple and
spread. At the same moment, he lowered his ass, dropping cock-first straight
downwards into her cavernous depth, the special place between her knockers, like
a helicopter landing on a pad. Henry sighed deeply as his pee wee found its home
at last. Ohhhhhhhhh, it was good to be home.

"Aaaaaahhhhh," Henry sighed as he put a palm on each side of her luscious young
titters and then squashed them together like a big busty boober sandwich,
letting out a squeak of joy as her fleshy bazooms nearly suffocated his salami.
"Oooooooo, fuccckkkk, Sleeping Boobies, that is some sweet fucking cleavage down
in there."

Henry braced himself and grinned maniacally as his sleeping sister even managed
to cutely snore as he pinned his penis between her chest charms and started to
gingerly buck at the waist, making his bone-hard gristle slide and traverse her
deep dark depth, the sweetest place for her boobs to give him pleasure, the
place he returned to again and again to ply his fuck. Mmmm, boy, did he ever
like to fuck his older sissy's boom booms. Harriet wheezed a bit as he worked
his wiener harder and harder between her. He stopped for a second and wantonly
tapped his applehead against her thick red lips as she softly breathed.

"Ohhhhhh, yeah, taste the tip of my cock, you jumbo-jugged slut sister of mine!"
Henry growled, his growing lust overtaking his previous attempts to quietly
titfuck his sister without waking her. Henry rubbed the head of his sausage all
over Harriet's thick and juicy DSL's, dabs of pre-cum beginning to moisten the
outer part of her prick-pleasing mouth.

"Oh, I can't wait to empty my nuts onto your face, sis!" Henry moaned. "It's
time for breakfast in bed, and I'm gonna give ya a nice hot serving of penis
porridge."

Taking his protracted pussy warrior back into his hand, Henry reinserted it into
the valley of Harriet's cleavage and resumed thrusting, picking up the pace even
further this time, his sister's substantial sacks of succulent sweater meat
beginning to pitch up and down on her chest like two buoys in an Atlantic storm.
His buxom sister was a heavy sleeper, to be sure, but the combination of tasting
Henry's sweet pre-cum, the sound of his groaning, and the motion of the bed
finally began to rouse Harriet from her slumber, her eyelids fluttering and a
subtle moan escaping her lips.

"Mmmmmm…" she moaned groggily as Henry continued to manipulate her breasts with
his wee wee, his palms kneading her melons like bread dough as he rubbed circles
around her pencil eraser nipples. Harriet finally awoke, her eyes remaining shut
as she let out a loud yawn, her mouth gaping open as she did so.

Seeing the inviting and familiar opening of his sister's pouty lips in the O
shape, Henry removed his rock-hard johnson from the cavern of her cleavage and
shoved it into her mouth in one motion, six inches of his cockmeat disappearing
into Harriet's oral cavity with ease. The sensation of half of her brother's
male organ being shoved into her mouth took Harriet by surprise, especially in
her groggy state, and her eyes immediately shot open wide. Harriet literally
went cross-eyed as she took in the sight of her brother's raging tree trunk of a
penis disappearing literally under her nose.

"Mmmenry?!" she attempted to inquire, her mouth too stuffed with familiar wee
wee to let out any coherent sounds. "Isssthtyou?" Harriet almost instinctively
began to lick the underside of the cock currently occupying her mouth, not even
waiting to find out who the owner was before beginning to administer her oral
pleasure-giving abilities upon it as her honeydew melons bounced with her
fellatio.

"Good morning, Sunshine!" Henry bellowed with a laugh as his chestily-charmed
sister's mouth slid up and down on his morning wood until it was as slick as
glass. "Ain't this better than two scoops of raisins?"

Henry shoved his legs apart and sat his ass softly onto her high-rising H
dirigible deuces that jutted up like fucking speed bumps of utter lunacy from
her luscious body that lay beneath him. He roughly put a knee on either side of
her blonde head and her mouth stretched as gurgling sounds came from her
occupied throat as she tried to accommodate him. Henry grabbed the headboard to
brace his perch athwart her globular whoppers and then began to buck firmly and
confidently at the waist. Facefucking was his forte this morning and his wee wee
wasn't going to be a damn bit shy about it. His sister's throat was going to
take every inch of his lance it possibly could; and maybe a little bit more.

"Mmmmhmmmmmm!" Harriet Humper, boobahs-a-wobbling under his buttocks, her lips
curling into a smile even as her gullet gripped and grabbed at his girthy stalk,
his fat wanker as his gonads beat rhythmically and methodically against her
chin, his plumper cum-makers as swollen as two oranges freshly ripe.

"Aaaaaahhhhhhhh, big sis, your throat feels good as fuck! Yeah! Mmmm, uuhhhh,
uhhhhhhh, talk about swallowing a guy up!" Henry let out as he rode her oral
cavity like it was a wet and receiving pussy instead of the mouth and throat of
his gargantuan-mountained sister whom he had just woken up by invading her face
with his whopper of a trouser snake. "There is nothing better than a brotherly
facefuck to really wake a big-tittied broad up!"

Momentarily withdrawing his foot-long monster from his sister's oral cavity,
Henry once again rubbed the apple head of his mushroom warrior over her pouty
DSL's and giggled as she darted her tongue out to lap up some stray pre-cum that
had begun to leak down the edge of the shaft. Harriet, her mouth no longer
stuffed to the tonsils with his familial pole, was finally able to speak
coherent sentences.

"And a good morning to you too, brother-dear! How sweet of you to bring me
breakfast in bed! You know they say chivalry is dying out, but you wouldn't know
it with such a thoughtful gentleman like you around! Tee hee!" Harriet giggled
to herself and continued to lap at the breakfast sausage that jutted out from
between her younger brother's legs, her continuing oral ministrations and the
feel of her jumblies on Henry's ass causing his dick to grow harder, thicker and
longer. "Although I'm a little surprised to find you in my room so early *slurp*
*slurp* because usually this time of the morning I wake up to the sound of Mom
screaming your name and her headboard slamming paint off the walls as you give
it to her doggie style. What did I do to make you pry this jumbo pussy-pleaser
*slurp* *slurp* of yours away from our mother's pussy and bring it into my room
to stick in my mouth?" she inquired, lifting Henry's penis up and stroking it
with one hand as she leaned forward to lick his scrotum.

Henry, the nerves in his balls tingling with delight at the sensation of his
sister's well-practiced tongue upon them, humored her with a little of his
famous charm as she lapped at his sack earnestly. "Well, I wanted to do
something really - oh! OHHHH! - special for you today because I feel like I've
been neglecting you, Hare. Mom's been monopolizing my dick so much lately that I
wanted to have a little - oh fuck yeah, lick my nuts! - alone time with my sis,
just the two of us! So I thought I'd sneak away from her for a bit and surprise
you," he blurted out, his thinking starting to become a little blurred by the
pleasure Harriet's mouth was providing his male organs at the moment.

"HA! Henry, you are quite the charmer, but I know when you're full of shit,"
Harriet retorted, her years of knowing her little brother betraying his attempts
at flattery. "I know you were looking for Mom to get a quick nut off this
morning and probably couldn't find her. She told me last night before dinner
that she was planning on going into school early to finish up some work. What am
I, your silver medal?" she asked, hefting her bazooms in mock poutiness as she
momentarily stopped her oral and manual manipulation of Henry's genitals, hoping
to extract a more serious compliment from him.

Henry, his ruse now exposed, was beginning to turn red-faced with embarrassment.
Like a husband answering incorrectly to the "do I look fat" question, he
struggled to back himself out of the corner. "No, no! I mean, yeah, I did go to
Mom's room first, but it was only because I left my boxers in her bathroom the
other night, and I, uh, started to tug my wee wee on her bed when I saw her bra,
but, umm....I remembered that you were home, and I saw you sleeping and you were
just so pretty, and then I saw your titties sticking up........and that made my
wee wee really stand up and……." he trailed off as Harriet began to laugh
hysterically at his clumsy rationalizations. She had seen this bumbling male
excuse routine countless times from her boyfriend Chuck, usually during the many
occasions when she would walk in on him fucking another girl. Even though they
had an open relationship, Harriet enjoyed seeing his instinctual, flustered
excuse-making after getting caught. Seeing this routine from her own brother was
currently having the same effect.

"Hahahahahaha! Henry, you are too much! But don't worry, I'm not really mad.
Just tell me that you didn't come into my room solely by default."

Henry, now calmed by his sister's understanding, regained some of his composure.
"Come on, Sis! You know how much I love fucking Mom, but honestly, I think
you're the better dicksucker. I've been squirting my loads in Mom's pussy so
often over the last couple weeks that I've almost forgotten what that vice grip
of a throat of yours feels like! I guess you could say I missed my favorite
little cocksucker, baby!" Henry said with genuine honesty, his mouth forming
into a sheepish but sweet smile as he looked down at the gloriously stacked
blonde bimbo of a sibling below him.

"Awwww, Henry! You're so sweet! THAT'S what I wanted to hear, brother dearest.
It's nice to know that your wee wee misses my mouth so much, baby. In fact, I
think it's time for a little homecoming celebration!" she said as she gently
rolled Henry off her torso and slid her naked body, knockers and all, to the
edge of the bed, her head now dangling over the side as she lay face up. "Since
it is breakfast, I think it's time for you to mix me up a little morning protein
shake, and I want you to serve it directly into my stomach!" Harriet giggled,
craning her neck and puckering her lips back into the O-shape, her esophagus and
mouth forming a straight sheath for Henry to slide his sword into. "Saddle up,
baby bro! I want you to shove that foot-long firehose cock of yours down my
throat and shoot a nice hot load of boy butter into me! I'm hungry, baby, hungry
for CUM!"

Henry stood before his naked sister's upside down face, her blonde hair splayed,
her mouth open wide as he had a shiny view straight down her gullet. His loving
and giving sis smiled angelically at him and gently made her bare H-cup boobs
waggle back and forth heavily upon her chest and shoulders. Henry squeezed them
in a friendly brotherly fashion and smiled back at her. His fat tube of cock
jutted up powerfully and eternally long from between his legs, only inches from
the soft, wet, velvety grinning mouth that beckoned him to enter its sweet
confines.

"Face rides! Step right up!" Harriet cackled as she joked about what they were
about to do. "Gimme some wean, Henry."

Henry placed a hand on the edge of the bed on either side of her dangling face
and eased the bulbous baseball-sized head of his enormous penis towards the open
and inviting O that was bracketed by the horseshoes of her teeth. Then he
unceremoniously stuck his mushroom into her mouth.

"I'm gonna ride your face and hump in your throat!" Henry declared joyously as
he let his weight slide into the bed and inch after inch of his stout cock
disappeared inside of his sister's oral home. "Fuck, yeah, I just felt my dick
slap your fucking uvula! Ohhhh, that felt good! I love it, Hare! Isn't this the
biggest tongue depressor you've ever had in your mouth before?" Henry had slid
about the first six inches of his shlong into her mouth and was rapidly adding
more inches. He now braced himself by white knuckling her massive globes as he
slid deeper into her cavity. "I'm gonna get way down your throat, Harriet.
Okay?"

Harriet wagged her head up and down to give him the go-ahead, even as her mouth
was subsumed by his dick. Henry gripped her large udders and Harriet reached
down to rub her clitoris pertly.

"I'm gonna get waaaaaayyyy down deep in your throat," the younger brother
grunted, pinching her areolas and letting his body weight slump against her face
groin-first and three more inches of his protracted pole shimmy down her gullet.
"Aaaaaaahhhhh, fuck, it feels good down in here!"

Henry had almost his entire penis inside of her and he felt Harriet loosen the
muscles of her throat to take still more of his manhood without a gag reflex
kicking in. A little more, just a little more and Henry felt the last three
inches of his tree-sized phallus disappear into her face. He had his whole cock
down her throat at last.

"Ohhhhhhhh, shit that feels fucking amazing to my wee wee!" Henry squealed, his
foot-long penis now completely enveloped by his sister's oral cavity as he
slowly began to thrust in and out, groaning obscenely with the warm and velvety
slickness of Harriet's mouth-tunnel that almost rivaled that of her vagina. "It
almost feels like I'm balls-deep in your cunny, baby! Fuck, Hare! Where the hell
did you learn to swallow a dick like that?" he asked somewhat rhetorically,
knowing full well that Harriet had years of practice deep-throating hundreds of
men in her short nineteen years of life. But very few of those men were packing
the twelve-inch semen-shooter that he was blessed with, and Henry was genuinely
impressed that she was able to take him all the way to the hilt with such skill.
Harriet, her mouth stuffed to the teeth with wiener, could not utter anything
beyond primitive guttural sounds as Henry sawed the bottom half of his penis in
and out.

"Gllgghhgghhlll, gllggllgglglglllll!" his busty blonde sister managed to gargle
out, partially in response to her brother's query, but mostly as a side effect
of her own sexual pleasure.

Harriet was now feverishly rubbing her clit with her right hand and tweaking the
nipple on her left breast with the other, both of her milk teats now hardening
to pencil-eraser-length nips that capped off her silver-dollar sized areolas
like the cherries on a pair of ice cream sundaes. Henry momentarily unscrunched
his eyes from their lustful daze and looked down at Harriet as he continued to
thrust gradually faster into her esophagus with each stroke, and felt his
horsecock harden even further as he drank in the debaucherous sight below him.
Harriet's throat was so full with his manhood that he could see the outline of
his mushroom head sliding up and down over the skin near her trachea as he
pleasured himself with her face, his balls slapping wildly against her nose.
Gazing down further, he watched lustfully as Harriet continued to play with her
enormous HH-sized milk udders which were beginning to bounce wildly around her
chest with his thrusts. Henry took the opportunity to take over for his sister
and grabbed onto a tit with each hand and began to knead them like play dough,
allowing Harriet the chance to stick two fingers of her now free hand into her
pussy while she continued to rub her clit with the other. Both siblings were now
well on their way to their respective orgasms, pleasuring themselves and each
other with delight as Henry's grunts became louder and Harriet's moans vibrated
his cock.

"Oh, fuck, yeah, Sis! Your throat is like a bottomless pit of cocksucking!"
Henry exclaimed with a smile of pure sexual pleasure on his face, his hips
beginning to churn faster and faster as his naked body started to glisten with
the sweat of his effort. "With a mouth like this around, who needs pussy?" he
said with an audible laugh as he smacked her right tit with an open palm,
delighting in the ripple it sent across the skin of the mountainous mammary
gland.

Seeing the effortlessness with which his jumbo-jugged sister was swallowing his
sword, Henry's sense of brotherly chivalry went right out the window as he began
to thrust more and more roughly into Harriet's throat. Removing his hands from
her cherry-topped chest charms and replacing them on her shoulders for leverage,
Henry started fucking her mouth with increasing abandon, the rapid in-and-out
motion of his penis causing Harriet's cheeks to expand and contract like a pair
of bagpipes.

Henry's twelve inches had pinned her stuffed and upside down face to the side of
the bed where it hung to receive him. He had his entire foot of cock in her
throat and ground his pelvis roughly against her, every muscle in her cavity
grabbing him. He dragged several inches out of her throat and then hauled it
back in, rutting against his busty sister's face, humping her throat
unreservedly as her topsy turvy tittties now beat against her chin with his
efforts.

"Free face rides! Throat humping straight ahead! Oral cavity spelunking,
motherfuckers!" Henry moaned and cried as he fucked his twelve-inch organ down
her throat, his massive set of balls crinkling in the center as they got stabbed
with her cute ski slope of a nose as he rammed his penis into its throatly home,
feeling his testicles swell and his pee wee head tingle with the pretext of what
he would soon squirt directly into her stomach.

Harriet, her right hand plumbing the depths of her pussy, was also rapidly
approaching her own orgasm as her horse-hung younger brother fucked her throat
with abandon.

"Mgmgghghhhhh! Mghghsdhddff!" was all her cock-stuffed gullet was able to get
out audibly, her face and esophagus too stuffed with Henry's cockmeat to utter
anything beyond unintelligible sounds. "MHHGHGHH! GGLGDFFFFLLLLL!
GHLLHGGLLLLLLLLLLLL!" she exclaimed, her feminine pleasure chest burning with
sensation as she shoved three fingers deep into her pussy with her right hand
and rapidly stroked her clitoris with the left.

"What was that, Sis?" Henry laughed, his question purely rhetorical at this
point due to the obviousness of what his tawdry trollop of a sister was
attempting to express. Henry didn't need to be able to make out Harriet's words
to understand the pleasurable urgency of her tone. Since the two siblings had
started having sex, Henry had seen Harriet double-teamed by enough men to
recognize the cadence of her moans as she approached orgasm, even when her mouth
was full of cock.

And boy, was her mouth and throat full to fucking abundance with the biggest
cock in the entire town, that thick, fat tube just happening to reside between
her brother's legs. Harriet's tits pitched heavily and fleshily as her hand
still darted in and out of her cunny cave and toyed with her clitty as her
brother took her face for a ride, both of his arms propping his weight against
the bed, his fat tube steak sawing in and out of her receiving splendiferous
oral chasm of pure velvety pleasure.

"Ohhhhh, yeahhhhhh! That's a girl! Ohhh, I'll bet that pussy of yours feels
fuckin' good too, huh, Sis?" Henry yelled in between gusts of breath as he laid
into the enjoyable mounting of his sister's mouth, while still making her cunny
quiver and getting her gigantic Humper hilltops to gyrate and dance.

"MHGGHGH! MGGLLFGLHLGH! GGLLHLHGHHLL!" Harriet screamed internally, a burning
orgasm finally overtaking her and spreading throughout her body like a wave of
sexual nirvana.

She was now furiously fingering her own pussy, her jubblies jumping, her boobahs
bounding, her wrist a blur of rapid in-and-out motions and a chorus of obscene
slippery sounds emanating from the well-lubricated pleasure point where her hand
was working her pussy as if it was one of the thousands of penises that had
previously been there. Even though she couldn't express her feelings
comprehensibly, Harriet continued to grunt, her legs involuntarily kicking and
twitching in mid-air as her brother continued to thrust into her mouth. Wanting
to bring her brother into the orgasmic abyss along with her, Harriet reached her
free hand over her head and grabbed Henry's balls at the base to stroke them,
trying out a move that her mother Hilda often used on Henry to bring him to his
completion when he was so very close.

Harriet tugged gently down on Henry's large and full set of "ballsies" as her
mother always called them, as they flailed back and forth towards her face and
her younger brother's colossal cock jackhammered in and out of her mouth like a
fleshy power tool intent on plumbing her throat and, quite possibly, her
stomach, so long was the hard veiny fucker. Henry's pee wee twinged from the
inside as he plunged and he felt his testicles begin to swell, the sensation
welling within his cum-creators and all the way through every solitary inch of
the stalk of his big ol' thick slab of a tongue depressor. As the female
Humper's bawdy and bulbous tittery booms booms beat up and down, Henry felt the
creep, the tingle that inched its way through the tube of his horsecock as it
crept towards the head, the exit point for all that would soon come gushing
through his pee pee pole and out its baseball-sized mushroom monstrosity of a
cockhead.

Between the sound of his sister's orgasmic moaning, the sweet smell of her
orgasming pussy, the sight of her gigantic tits bouncing around on her chest,
and the simultaneous pleasurable feelings in his penis and testicles, Henry
Humper's mind was simply overloaded with sexual stimulation and could stave off
his climax no longer. Shoving his twelve-inch oral probe fully and completely
into his sister's throat, Henry felt his nuts tighten up as they bumped into
Harriet's nose and then the gush of semen pumping up from his balls and through
his tingling trouser snake. Grabbing a tit with each hand and squeezing for dear
life, Henry squinted his eyes shut and smiled as the first pulse of boy batter
raced up his wee wee and exploded out of his cockhead with the force of a
cannon.

"OHH, FUCK! HERE IT COMES, HARE! I hope you're hungry, because I'm serving up
about a gallon of the thickest, stickiest breakfast yogurt you've ever tasted!"

Henry's balls gave their all and his mighty prong was the lengthy distribution
system for the many throatfuls of jism that rocketed directly into his
breastly-overendowed sister's tummy. She gurgled and he watched the muscles in
her throat contract again and again as his overladen big fucking balls unloaded
their cumly cargo. Henry softened his grip on her knockers when he realized how
hard he was squeezing her and the intensity of his shots scrunched his face into
an "oh! oh!" mask.

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! Ohhhhhh, squirtsies down big sissy's throat! She swallowed
it! Remember that 2 Live Crew song! Oohhhhhhhhh! I played that shit when Bunnie
Mounts swallowed every bit of cum I had in my sack last Friday! Oh, Hare, it
feels soooooooooo goooooooooood, as gooooooooood as fuck! Oh! Oh!"

Harriet continued to ride the wave of her own orgasm as she struggled to swallow
the copious amounts of her brother's liquid DNA that kept squirting down her
throat. Continuing to provoke her engorged and hyper-sensitive clit with two
fingers, she massaged Henry's churning testicles with her free hand, giving them
a firm grip, literally milking every last drop of the ejaculatory reward out of
his swollen cum coconuts. Harriet had had bigger loads blown into her mouth
before, but rarely ones this thick; Henry's cum dripped down her gullet like
sticky hot syrup since it was his first squirt of the day. It took some effort
for Harriet to swallow his boy cream while his cock was literally rammed halfway
to her stomach, but Harriet's years of cocksucking experience guaranteed that
she was up to the task and she savored the warm sensation of his explosion as it
settled into her stomach.

"Oh, fuck! Oh, shit! I said, 'Goddamn, what a rush!'" Henry ebulliently cursed,
his entire pelvic region flat against his sister's face as he gave her his cumly
all, giving the minxy bust-heavy blonde hottie the sticky morning reserve from
his bloated nutsack. "Take it, Tit Sis! Guzzle, guzzle, guzzle! Take every last
drop coming out of my motherfucking jizz pipe! Ohhhhhhh, fuck, but it feels so
goddamn good when the cum comes out! Fuuuuuuccckkkkkkkk! I'm glad Mom wasn't
home today, Hare! Ohhhhhhh, my weeeeee weeeeeeeeee feeeels gooooood!" And as
rapidly as his penis had begun to spit, it tapered its shots down to a dull leak
that finally ceased to dribble into big-boobed Harriet's empty stomach. Henry's
plumly sack felt a little lighter, but he knew there was more jism left in those
fuckers when the situation demanded it.

Harriet milked the last few drops of juice out of Henry's now dribbling cum
cannon, rhythmically coaxing the last of her breakfast penis pudding out of his
swollen shroom as she felt the heavy cream settle in her belly. Withdrawing her
hands from both her pussy and Henry's balls, she sighed contentedly as the last
of her orgasm subsided and she relaxed her mouth at last, allowing Henry's cock
to withdraw, making a loud 'pop' noise as the baseball-sized head exited her
thick DSL's.

"Mmmmm, baby brother, that was one hell of a breakfast! I should tell Mom to
stop buying yogurt at the store! You've got a motherfucking Dannon factory
inside those jizz generators! Mmmmm, nice and thick too!"

"Fuck, Hare, that throat of yours feels so damn good! It's like at an amusement
park with the big log ride sliding down the log flume! Of course, I've never
jizzed while I was on that ride before, except for that time you and Mom were
with me." Henry's voice was ragged as he spoke and he remained wide-eyed at how
literally long it had taken to evacuate his crazy-sized cock out of his sister's
generous throat. His wee wee, seconds ago a proud boney stalk boning his titan
titter sister's insides, began to soften and droop a bit and lower itself, like
a crane being brought down after doing its job. The legendary organ got a little
shorter, but it was bigger soft than most guys were when they were ragingly
erect. Harriet raised herself up from the bed, her bra-snapping heavy young
milkwagons doing a wobbly dance as she rose.

"Awwwwww, Henwy," Harriet affected a babyish voice as she tweaked each of her
doughy honkers that undulated mightily atop her shoulders and chest and then she
slid her rounded naked ass to sit on the edge of the bed. "Awwwww, your biggy
wiggy Dannon wee wee is goin' all SOFT! And just when I wanted to play with that
throathumper! Tee hee hee!"

"Fuck, Hare! Give a guy a few minutes to rest!" Henry said exhaustedly, his
breathing still ragged as he watched her digitally manhandle her boom booms
lasciviously. "I just squirted about a pint of cum into your stomach! There's
about 800 million of my potential children swimming around in there and you want
MORE? I mean, if you swallowed real hard, you might get pregnant! Ha ha!" he
laughed, feeling lightheaded and leaning momentarily to rest his back on
Harriet's dresser as his long stalk swung lengthily between his legs and he felt
a certain buoyancy in his sack. "You really are a jizz addict, aren't you, Sis?
Even mom isn't usually this cum-crazy, and I've seen that big-tittered bitch
suck off a whole construction crew in an afternoon! Of course, she also has fun
wearing a hard hat and a tool belt while giving head!"

"Tee hee! Well, I do come by it honestly, brother dearest. But it's not my
stomach I want more of your cum in right now. Fuck, no, Mean Wean. My titties
feel a little dry-skinned this morning, and I'm out of my lotion. I need you to
moisturize my milk-mams with your man missile! Now bring that big soldier back
over here and let's see if Sgt. Harriet can't make him stand to attention! Fuck,
but this is fun! Tee hee!"

Henry's big and potentially twelve-inch Mr. Wean swung, limply yet impressively
between his legs, his organ like a mighty white python, lanquid, but ready at
any time to jump up and attack an approaching pussy with a fuckly insertion of
hard gristle. He inched closer to his topless sister, her orbish udders swinging
jigglishly and powerfully, their nipples and areola puckered into erection, the
massive weight of her whoppers jarring jubilantly as she began to reach for
Henry's dangling and dormant ding-a-ling.

"Ohhhhhh, little bro, I want your big part and to feel that big long thick veiny
son of a motherfucking bitch in my little girly snatchy dent," Harriet
effusively swooned in a sexy and husky voice of seduction as she grasped his
sagging pole and lifted its mammoth trunk with her feminine fingers, letting
them slide over each thick vein that networked across his plump shaft as a chill
of sexual excitement shot through her big wobbling boobies, tingling across
every rippling inch of each boobah and into her cleavage and then it coursed
like lightning between her thighs. "Mmmmmmm, I can feel those big thick veins
that bring alllllll that blood so this big tree trunk can stand up like a big
glorious fuckin' pussy-poppin', hymen-bustin', motherfuckin' colossus! Tee hee!
Mmmmmm, I'm gonna rub this big meaty muscle of yours so good and hard, baby!
Fuck, but I love this prick!"

"Hare, I don't know if Mr. Wean is ready for a tug just yet.....ohhhhhhhhh, fuck
that feels good! My balls are still a little tender from that last orgasm. You
sucked about two full days worth of cum out of my nuts in one blast, Sis! I
mean, I'm not sure if I, ohhhhh FUCK it!" the younger Humper conceded, his
momentary hesitation completely evaporating under his sister's skillful hands,
which were now tightening their grip on his male member, his turgid tube slowly
thickening and lengthening as the blood began to return. "Who cares how sore my
balls are gonna be! Whooooo! Those hands of yours could tug the cum out of a
fuckin' eunuch! Alright, Hare! I think I can mix you up one more batch of baby
batter. Besides, I'd hate for anything to happen to the delicate sweet skin of
those beautiful feeders of yours! Just keep….OH YEAH! That's it! Keep tugging on
my monster johnson and I'll give you enough loin lotion to stock a beauty store
counter! Ohhhhhhhhhh!"

The H-cupped boob queen was happy to oblige her large-penised younger brother,
her hands beginning to stroke his cock with increasing vigor as his pecker
swelled ever more gloriously larger with horniness.

"Mmmmmm, I knew I could talk you into it. No man can resist a famous Humper hand
job, especially another Humper! Tee hee!" Harriet joked, supremely confident in
her ability to entice any man alive into sexual activity, her gargantuan breasts
alone capable of luring men into a libidinous frenzy. "Wee wee is growing! Wee
wee is growing! Do Henry's ballsies have another load saved up for my girls?
They're soooooooo parched right now and are in desperate need of a little liquid
refreshment. It's like the damn Sahara on my fuckin' titties, so I need you to
make it rain, baby!"

"Ooooooooo, Haaarrrieettt! Fucking holy titties, that feels good!" Henry grunted
as his dick grew fatter, thicker and longer until it was a hulkish twelve-inch
sisterfucking cunny-prober once again, only this time his giant wee wee was
going to do its fucky work out in the open air while his sister's talented hands
coaxed him to jizz on the third biggest set of titties he had ever seen,
fondled, bitten, sucked or fucked before. "Oh, Sissy-Tits, work the skin on that
hog, sweet titter girl, rub me good! Mmmmmm! Spit on my pee wee, Sis, do it! It
makes it feels so slippy, and glistening and shit! We can do the mac and cheese
technique where you saturate my fucking dick with your saliva so much that it
sounds like a big spoon being stuck into some hot mac and cheese. Mom and I used
to call it that back when she first started stroking my wee wee for me."

Harriet obeyed, opening and spitting again and again, once on his throbbing hard
penis and then once on her hand as it made a frothy lubricant that slipped her
fingers and palm even more quickly up and down his stalk; her titties, jarring
violently to and fro, tapped her chin and then smacked her lap as they jumped,
heavy, but springy and bouncy and able to jounce low, like real tits are able to
do, especially the big bra-busters like his stacked-to-the-fucking-ceiling
sister had.

Harriet's hand was now flying along Henry's fully erect and rock solid penis,
her movements aided by the copious amounts of her saliva which now coated
Henry's trouser snake from head to balls.

"Ha!" she laughed. "I remember overhearing Mom say that shit while you two were
in her room. She may have been talking about macaroni, but I knew she didn't
mean dinner! Then I started hearing Mom giving you one of those spit-shiny tugs
that was loud as fuck! Tee hee! You could wake the neighbors with that glossy
spit-shine!" Harriet joked, her gargantuan globes of goodness jiggling around
comically as she churned Henry's stalk like a colonial farmer making butter,
drawing increasingly desperate moans from her brother who was rapidly
approaching his second orgasm of the morning.

"Oooooooohhhhh, fuck, no, she wasn't talking about dinner! Although I did
usually end up serving her a hot serving of porridge afterwards! Hahahahaha! Oh,
yeah, that's it, Hare! Do that thing I like where you tickle the sensitive spot
underneath the head. OH! YEAH! That's it, baby! Gosh, you give even better tugs
than Grandma does, and that old bitch has half a century of experience!"

"Tee hee! Ol' Granny Juners may have taken a ride around the mattress a few
million motherfuckin' times more than me, but I'm a quick learner! Why do you
think I get straight A's in my classes?" she inquired, pausing to tap the head
of Henry's cock onto her swollen nipples and areola, sending ripples cascading
down the length of her titties as she did so, driving Henry even madder with
lust.

"Ohhhhh, well, I'm guessing it's because you've been blowing all your male
teachers since you were a sophomore, you jumbo-jugged slut!" Henry replied with
a laugh, amused at how easily his sister had set up such an obvious joke.

"That is bullshit, Henry!" Harriet stuck her tongue out at him in a silly way,
then gave his wee wee a sweet lick on its head that now shined with saliva and
then shook her juggies back and forth against his outstretched erect cock,
giving his member a dribbling with her big bouncer bazooms. "For the record,
I've been blowing all my male teachers since my freshman year. Off the record,
who can say for sure! Tee hee hee! Ohhhhh, Henry, look at the fuckin' pre-cum!
Oh, fuck, I love when all my spit-shinin' brings out the sticky stuff, the
pre-payola! Mmmmmm! Fuck, your cockhead is startin' to swell a little bit too."

"Ohhhhhh, Harriet, it tickles almost as good as a fuck," Henry admitted as he
now bucked his peter back and forth through the pool of saliva in her palm.
Ohhhh, he couldn't believe how good his big-bosomed sister's hands could make
him feel. "It's not gonna be, oh, oh, oh, oh, too long before a spit happens."

"Good! Cause I need a spitty, Henwy," Harriet affected a babyish reply, pleased
that her ministrations and mammifications were having the desired effect and
anxious to see the delicious cum shower she was eagerly looking forward to.
Sensing his imminent completion, Harriet maintained her current rapid stroking
cadence and stepped up the verbal encouragement, hoping to coach a nice big load
out of her brother's sack and onto her mountainous mounds of titmeat "Come on,
baby. I want to get a nice thick coat on my boobies so they get good and moist,
so I need you to really churn out that boy butter. Can you do that for me,
little brother? Can you summon up a good, sticky, creamy batch of that famous
Humper jizz? Think about how good it will feel to Mr. Wean when you shoot all
those hot ropes of jizzy-splashy out of that monster rod of yours and coat my
big ol' boobies with white, sticky, protein-rich, cum-squirtin' goodness. I know
how much you love watching me get covered in cum, Henry! Oooooooo,
Biiiigggggggg-In-The-Cock-Brother! Mmmmmmmm! Fuckin' think about how sexy it's
gonna look when that splooge of yours is dripping all down my cleavage and all
over my fucking nipples. Come on, baby! You can do that shit! You need to get
that sticky a-splishin' and a-splashin'! Tee hee! You need to get that cummy
a-wiftin' and a-waftin' outta that cock! Think about all those lovely tingly
sensations in your jumbo johnson right now. It HAS to feel so 'mmmmm, mmmmm,
good', Henry, down deep in your root. Isn't it going to feel even better when
that cock of yours starts spurting wave after wave of wee wee's spunk all over
my chest?" Harriet continued to pile on the filthy language and smirked as she
noticed Henry's balls tense up, a sure sign of his impending orgasm. Her sex
talk was working like a charm.

"Ohhhh, fuck yeah, Hare! I think this load might even be bigger than the one I
just shot down your throat! I can already feel the tinglies in my ballies and
down the base of my shaft!" he replied, moaning in between breaths as his pee
wee and his fat testicles began to bloat with pre-ejaculatory tension. "I'm
gonna baste those titties like a fucking Thanksgiving turkey, you cum-crazed
cocksucker! And you're right; I do love watching you get covered in jizz, even
if it's not mine. Ohhhhhh, fuck, yeah! Remember that time you sucked off Chuck
and his dad together in Mom's shower while she was away at that teacher's
conference, the one where she got expelled for flashing her knockers during her
speech on developmental education? Ha ha! Ohhhhh, stroke it! I was watching
through the peephole in my room and tugging my pecker the whole time! Watching
you get double-blasted by cock turned me on somethin' fierce! I squirted more
jizz onto my wall than Chuck and Richard did on your titties!"

"Tee hee hee! I knew you were watchin' that shit, Henry! Tee hee! Ohhhhhhhh, wee
wee, you are almost there, wee wee, yes, you are! Mmmmmm, wee wee, you are
dribbling! I know you are close, you hard motherfucker!" Harriet coaxed him,
making her watermelons beat up and down even crazier to turn him on as thick
strings of sticky jizz oozed out of his pee pee hole and into her palm as her
hand darted all the way up to encircle his head before sliding down the long
fire pole length prick to the very base next to his balls; his nuts swelled with
pre-ejaculatory tension and a pleasant ache oozed heavily into his tube, leading
inexorably to where all the pleasure would tingle the hardest, right at his
bulbous mushroom pee wee head. He was so close, and he could feel the catch in
his throat beginning and then the spots of light dancing before his eyes.

"Oh, Momma! Ohhhhhh, wee wee! Ohhhhhhhh, titties, this is it!"

And it was. Tensing his abs, Henry felt the first pulse of his orgasm swell
through his shaft as his balls tightened and the first blast of cum rocketed
through his urethra. Letting out an obscene moan, he smiled as the blast shot
out of his cockhead and splattered Harriet on the chin, the stream splitting in
half and streaking both sides of her face on the rebound.

"OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!! FUCK, YEAH! Here comes the lotion, sis! Uhhhhhhhhhh, that
feels good!" he moaned as his second shot bolted out of the baseball-sized head
of his penis with even more force, this time hitting Harriet square in the neck
and ricocheting down onto the upper part of her oversized chest.

"OOOOOH, goody goody mother-lovin' cumdrops!" Harriet exclaimed like a kid on
Christmas morning, continuing to stroke her brother even harder, but now aiming
his cum-cannon further down in order to begin lathering up her titties with each
subsequent squirt. Beginning first with the right tit, Harriet squeezed a third
volley onto her mammary. This squirt was so substantial that it lasted a full
second in spitting duration as it coated about half of the upper slope of her
tit. Switching to her left jug, she stroked a fourth howitzer of semen directly
onto her silver-dollar sized areola, the cum splashing around it in a circle and
dripping down the rest of her luscious breast.

"Ohhhhhh, baby! Good! Good! Spit some more!" Harriet encouraged him, still
working the skin of his shaft, now mingled with the excess of his cum as the
fifth shot spit onto her cleavage and then split into the tiniest little flecks
of jism, almost like miniature snowflakes. "At least one squirtsie in my mouth
again, for tradition's sake. Spit in my mouth, Mr. Wee Wee!"

And Mr. Wee Wee did, twice in fact before Harriet squeezed and worked more of
his semen onto her bazoom boom booms, now saturated and glistening like the
Milky Way.

"Ohhhhh, Hare! Ohhhhhh, Mommy, it's still comin' out of me! Oh, Sis-Tits,
Sis-Tits!"

More of his seed leaped out of his peter and lodged in her hair, splashing down
onto a hanging tendril of her blonde mane, that highlighted her gorgeous and
cum-covered face and smiling lips that were slathered with his violent
discharge.

"Oh, goddamn it, my weeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeee!" Henry's stream had slowed to a
trickle now, but the spasms still streaked through his penis and Harriet now
worked her hand roughly down on it like a cow's udder, milking the last thick
dribbles of his spit-up onto her community chest. She rubbed her twin hilltops
back and forth against his stout member that was still covered with some of his
own expulsions that quickly made their way drippingly onto his sister's sweet
mammary mountaintops like the majority of the contents of his balls already had,
not counting the quart he had cannonballed down her gullet earlier.

"Ohhhhh my gooooodness, baby, you came soooooo much!" Harriet moaned, turned on
as fuck as his ejaculations stopped and she brought his cock to her mouth to
lick and suck the excess juice off of it. "You've filled my tummy and then
covered my fuckin' tits! I don't think a girl can ask for much more before
lunch! Tee hee!"

Henry, his breath now ragged with the force of his unbelievably intense orgasm,
struggled to speak between gusts of air. "Oh...…oh, fuck, Harriet. I didn't
think I still had anything left in my nuts, but it felt like I squirted even
more on your titties than I did in your throat earlier! I can't even decide
whether your blow jobs are better than your hand jobs sometimes! Oh, MAN that
felt un-fucking-believable!" he managed, his words trailing off as Harriet
smiled and finished stroking his cock with one hand as the other began to smear
and rub his copious load of semen all over both of her titties, even making sure
she gobbed his stickiness into her cleavage. The two teenagers remained facing
each other in silence for a minute, until the post-orgasmic tranquility was
interrupted by a familiar voice in the doorway.

"Hi, kids!" Hilda said cheerfully, waltzing through Harriet's open bedroom door,
her nearly 40-year-old set of saucy and heavy MILFy milkers sashaying under her
partially unbuttoned blouse that attempted to hold back the orbular onslaught.
She laughed audibly as she observed the absurd scene before her. Her two
offspring, naked as the day they were born, were recovering from the aftermath
of an obvious sexual encounter, her son Henry standing upright with his cock
nearly erect but now deflating, and her daughter Harriet on her knees with a
veritable beauty mask of semen coating her from forehead to abdomen. Most
parents would probably faint with horror at walking into such a sight, but for
the Humper household, this was just another Saturday morning.

"I'd ask you kids how you were enjoying the day while I was out grading papers
and fellating principals and having students give me breast exams and typical
teacher shit like that, but from the look of things it's obvious the answer is
'pretty motherfuckin' well!' Tee hee hee hee!" Hilda tittered, pleased that the
two siblings had managed to find a way to entertain themselves that utilized
whopping weenies and globe-sized gazoombas. "Golly, Harriet, you look like
someone hit you in the face with a semen pie! Yummy! Is that all from one
orgasm!"

"Hi, Mom! Well, technically this is all from Henry's second squirtsies. His
first spit-up went directly right the fuck down my throat! Tee hee! Your son
woke me up this morning by shoving his cock in my mouth while sitting on top of
my tits like those big therapeutic inflatable doughnuts! Tee hee! And then he
straddled my face while I hung my head over the edge of the bed, stuck his dick
in my throat and fucked my mouth like a two-dollar whore!" Harriet announced
with a smile, her face glistening like a fresh glazed donut with the remnants of
Henry's explosion that now coated her blonde hair and most importantly, her
bazoom balloons. "Mmmmmmm! And Momma, it was a nice creamy load, too. I didn't
even have to make breakfast this morning! Tee hee! It was mouth-watering, and
might I add, throat-stickying!"

"That's fucking wonderful! I love to see you two have so much fun with your big
parts, your most important parts, your Humper parts," Hilda Humper said, coyly
unbuttoning her blouse and tossing it to the floor, her Hindenburg juggernaut
J-cuppers heavily squeezing against their powerful entrapments. She doffed her
brassiere. These articles were followed, unceremoniously and without hesitation,
by her skirt and panties. The elder Humper winked at Henry, jutted her hilly
hooters in his direction, and then grabbed his softening wee wee that was still
covered with his sister's saliva and gave it several gratuitous and obligatory
strokes. "Now Henry, for your wee wee's third act, he gets to cram his big ol'
noggin right the fuck up your tittie momma's cunny and hump her till she squeals
and he squirts down her pink mommy chimney."

Hilda released his dick abruptly and threw her bust-laden body onto her back,
spreading her thighs and pushing her boobser twinsies together suggestively as
they pointed towards the ceiling. She wanted wee wee, bad.

"Oh, well," Henry stated with coolness, looking down at his rapidly inflating
slab of cock as it began to stand and he smiled when he felt his balls reliably
plump again with the refilling of his cum reserves, then beamed as he stared at
his mother's proud Humper teats and her splayed legs which displayed her pink
pussy of paradise, the sweet box he had come in so many times before. He shook
his head as he slid into his mother's personal space and let his hands rest atop
her mammaries. "It seems a wee wee's work is never done."


THE END