"Happy Birthday, Big Fucker"

Starring Henry Humper, Harriet Humper, Missy Cummings and Bunnie
Mounts in:
"Happy Birthday, Big Fucker"
By Victor C. Nathan


Henry Humper sat in the living room of the Humper home comfortably
reclining on the sofa.

"Fucking shit, I'm horny," the 18-year-old cursed as he unzipped the
fly of his blue jeans and reached inside to pull out his penis. "Time
to work the bone a little bit."

As Henry gripped it he watched his cock surge to almost instant
erectness. It had been much the same earlier when he had sucked the
enormous hooters of his English Lit teacher after class. Mrs. Rack's
proud, round and very fleshy knockers had bounced, jiggled, bobbed
and slapped together as he had played with them like a child with
silly putty, kneading, pulling, fondling and squeezing her pliable
set of jugs. Her areola had been so spacious and her nipples so
inviting that she soon invited the young Humper to lock his lips
around them and "nurse like a baby boobie sucker." Henry had replied
with a hearty, "I want to suck these fucking fuckers!" And so he had.
Mrs. Rack, who lived up to her acquired surname, was married, but it
didn't stop her from letting Henry suck her giant titties and then
she would suck his prick or fuck him for good measure. He sure did
love her giant soccerball boobs and sometimes she even let him
ejaculate while his dick was in between them. The thought of it now
made his shaft as hard as a steel column as it rose up from between
his legs.

"Oh, shit, yeah," Henry grunted as he rubbed his wee wee using just
his thumb and forefinger, stroking just beneath the swollen head.

But as good as sucking Mrs. Rack's titan titties had been, it was
still Hilda's titties that flew to mind many times when he was
whacking around his cock and balls. His not quite 40-year-old
mother's breasts were the measuring stick by which every other set of
titties were measured. The overindulgent parent was the bustiest
woman he had ever seen in his brief life and was so sexually
liberated that she even let Henry play around with her cartoonish
chest from time to time whenever his pecker got frisky and swelled up
the front of his pants. Hilda would even rub his penis occasionally
if he needed to come and on special occasions let him put it between
her boobies. They had a wacky relationship.

"Fuck! Oh, fuuuuuccccckkkkkkk! That shit feels good as fuck!" Henry
groaned as he tried to induce his wee wee to jizz by choking the
chicken furiously. "Come on, Mr. Wee Wee. Squirt that wee wee juice.
Squirt, motherfucker, squirt!"

But Henry had fucked four times earlier and it was taking longer than
usual to induce an ejaculation. He could feel the fluid inching up
the trunk of his foot long pee wee and couldn't wait to make it come
out.

"Come on, you son of a bitch!" he cried as he beat the meat like a
man possessed. "Just come, for fuck's sake!"

It was at this moment that his masturbation was interrupted by the
front door swinging open. Henry, never one for modesty, didn't stop
tugging his private parts for even a second. He just turned in his
seat and saw that his busty sister Harriet and her two equally busty
friends were entering the house. With giggles, Harriet Humper, Missy
Cummings and the air-headed Bunnie Mounts strode into the house,
their six titties bobbing and swaying behind low cut blouses with
scoop necklines. They talked excitedly, not yet spotting him and his
massive erection.

"I'm hungry as a motherfucker. Tee hee hee," Bunnie giggled, tossing
her pretty mane of red hair as she spoke, her bouncy breasts jiggling
with gleeful idiocy. "You got any snacks in the fridge, Harriet? I'm
just.........holy fucking shit!"

The ditzy bimbo's eyes went wide as she now took in the sight of
Henry reclining on the sofa and rubbing his twelve inch hardness with
a relaxed look on his face. By now the other girls had also spotted
him.

"Hi, girls," Henry Humper spoke casually, working his hand up and
down his enormous length. "How was cheerleading practice?"

"It went on too lonnnnnnnnggg," Missy answered, her eyes glued to his
penis in astonishment. "A very, very long ti.........."

"Henry, what the fuck are you doing?" his sister Harriet asked him
sharply, half annoyed, but half amused, she too being always amazed
at her sibling's size and girth. "If you jizz on Mom's new carpet she
is gonna bitch all day."

"I'm just working off some stress," Henry replied, his eyes glancing
at each pair of soccerball boobies, his sister's the most impressive
of all. "And if someone could get me a towel, I won't jizz on the
carpet. I may need one pretty quick too, seeing as how I have three
pairs of knockers to whack off to now."

"Oh, Henry," Bunnie swooned, walking closer to him as she touched her
quivering bosom overtly. "Your dick is so fucking huge. You've got
the biggest cock in the whole fucking school."

"That I do," Henry agreed, slowing his pace as pre-cum wee wee juice
dribbled now from the head of his mushroom warrior. "And you girls
have the three biggest sets of fucking knockers in all of Taft and
Adams High School. Why don't you all take your tops off?"

"Sounds like a swell idea," Missy Cummings giggled as she sat her big
ass down on the couch next to him. "As the saying goes, 'If you love
something, set it free.' Tee hee. And I love my titties."

"Oh, shit," Harriet muttered in annoyance, her own set of whopping
wobblers shifting as she moved. "I'll go get the towel. We wouldn't
want your worshipped wee wee to spit up on the upholstery."

Missy and Bunnie dutifully obeyed Henry's request as they were wont
to do when a man with a big dick made a request of them. Their
blouses fell to the floor as they stood before him and the girls
excitedly began to unhook their bras with gusto. The two white and
insufficient brassieres flew across the room and Henry gasped aloud
as two mighty sets of boulder-sized boobs sprang into view. The
girls' basketball assets began to bob and shake and quiver, quaking
with the sensation of being set free. Their spacious pink nipples and
areola stood straight at attention before his massive cock and it was
then that the cheerleader pair with the massive pairs began to
intentionally bounce their knockers up and down.

"Bounce your boobies!" Bunnie squealed, jumping up and down in
cheerleader fashion and then swishing her shoulders back and forth,
causing her gallons of titanic titflesh to pitch back and forth,
heavy and fleshy and yet still proud and high on her chest. "My big
girls like to fucking bounce. My basketballs are big as fucking
mountains. Wheeeeeeeee!"

"Tee hee!" Missy squealed, beginning a set of jumping jacks that made
her top heavy ta tas leap like kangaroos on an open plain, jouncing
and smacking together in tit-tossing jubilation. "What does that do
for your big fucking pecker, Longfellow? You just died and went to
tittie heaven, motherfucker!"

Henry was so captivated by the leaping hooters before him that he had
stopped rubbing his wee wee and just now had noticed it. But he also
noticed that his wee wee had swelled to even greater length than it
had been at its maximum of a few minutes before. His dick must have
been thirteen inches long.

"If this is a dream, don't wake me up," Henry moaned, watching the
freed assets, his dick so hard at this point that it amazed him.

The two girls stripped to their panties and moved closer to him,
Missy sitting down beside him and Bunnie kneeling on the floor in
front of him, a dumb grin on her gorgeous face.

"I think it's time we give Mr. Wee Wee a little attention, baby,"
Missy said soothingly, her hand closing around the base of his penis,
her H cup mammaries squeezing against his arm, their pliable flesh
mashing into the fabric of his shirt.

And seeing as how his pecker was sticking from the opening of his
fly, his pants proved to be a hindrance.

"I think we need to take his pants off," Bunnie said, leaning forward
on her knees and kissing the tip of his wee wee as she undid the
button of his Levi's. "Cause I want to see the whole package. All the
equipment, like the balls and all that good shit. Tee hee hee."

"What the hell is going on in here?" Harriet spoke as her footsteps
echoed down the hallway as she approached the living room, her voice
sounding more seductive than annoyed now. "Hopefully Big Wee Wee Boy
hasn't stained the carpet yet."

Henry's eyes went wide as his sister entered the living room, her
annoyance gone along with the blouse and bra that covered her triple
H cup mountain mounds. Harriet's breasts bobbed perceptibly as they
led the way into the room. She held a white towel in her hand and
wore only panties.

"May I join this party?" she cooed, her voice making Henry's wee wee
jump with surprise. "I don't want to be a stick in the mud, so I
don't think we'll be needing this."

Harriet threw the towel to the floor with a swish and shook her
knockers back and forth with a sly smile.

"It is Henry's 18th birthday, so I think it might be okay for 'big'
sis to join in the festivities," Harriet giggled, tweaking her left
tit for emphasis. "And 'big' sis is very big, isn't she, Henry? But
funny, isn't it? Little brother isn't so little at all."

Harriet strode forward, sexy and naked to the waist, her upper body
stacked to capacity with tittie. The busty teen swished her
shoulders, slinging her giant knockers back and forth like wild and
unruly water balloons, and some giant water balloons they were.
Henry's oversized cock surged up even more at the sight of his
sister's tits coupled with Missy's bulging bazooms mashing into his
chest and Bunnie rubbing his sleek erection as she took off his
pants. His hard-on was so amazingly hard and his balls so full that
he needed his wee wee pleasured immediately, if not sooner.

"Don't you want to touch my big fucking boobies?" Missy asked as she
waggled her heavy set up and down as she leaned up harder against him
and kissed him softly on the cheek. "My puppies love to be petted,
Henry Wenry."

"Tee hee," Bunnie giggled loudly, her silly, but pretty face glowing
with a smile of delight as she knelt between his legs, her udder-like
teats dangling and swaying on her chest and her tiny fingers closing
around his penis just beneath the massive mushroom helmet that
glistened with pre-ejaculatory fluid. "Oh, shit, but he's a big boy.
I got the whole fucking package. The foot long wee wee part of your
equipment with your big dickhead and the swinging ballsy
motherfuckers that hold all your silly semen too, tee hee! Missy,
watch what happens when I squeeze his wee wee, hee hee hee!"

Bunnie Mounts gripped the bottom half of Henry Humper's hard-on, her
small and feminine hands able to encompass only a fraction of his
manhood. Her globular glands quivered and wobbled with her horny
movements as her greedy little fingers handled his meat and then
squeezed the base of his shaft until a trickle of clear pre-cum
trickled from the very tip of his penis, oozing and glistening from
his urethra. Bunnie then reached down and squeezed his heavy nutsack,
eliciting still more shiny fluid from the head of his cock.

"Oh, shit!" Missy gasped, her young breasts heaving with the
excitement of watching her equally busty, though slightly less
intelligent friend toy with a male sexual organ of such
immensity. "Oh, Bunnie, I think that motherfucker's full! You hit the
motherload! Oh, Henry, you're such a big boy for your age!"

"For my age! I'm only nine months younger than you are, Missy!" Henry
reminded her with a smile as he looked her directly in her beautiful
eyes and reached to grab her big left tittie, his fingers digging
into the supple boobie flesh and then tweaking her nipple. "And you
have big fucking titties for a girl that is not even 19. Your
headlights are so wee wee-friendly, you big-tittied bitch."


TO BE CONTINUED......