"Tittie Wonderland"

Members,

Here is another bastardized Christmas carol for you to enjoy. This
one is simply a rather corny rewrite of the old holiday favorite that
is played until it makes shoppers go mentally nuts. The original
is "Winter Wonderland." Enjoy its nutty Humperized remake.

Happy Humper Holiday reading,
Victor C. Nathan


"Tittie Wonderland"
Written by Victor C. Nathan with some appreciated suggestions by
Chantal Lefleur
As sung by Henry Humper


Bra straps scream, are you listening,
On my dick, cum is glistening
A bountiful sight,
I'm horny tonight.
Living in a tittie wonderland.

Gone away is my slow job,
Here to stay is a blow job
She plays with my dong,
My big twelve inch schlong,
Living in a tittie wonderland.

In the meadow we can build a snowchick,
And pretend that she is Bunnie Mounts

She'll say: I can't read shit!
We'll say: No ma'am,
But you can lose the bra
And make `em bounce.

Later on, I'm supine,
With her boobs, I'll recline
To suck unencased,
And nurse on and taste,
Living in a tittie wonderland.

Brassieres stretch, are you listening,
On my cock, jizz is glistening
A globular sight,
I'm horny tonight,
Living in a tittie wonderland.

Tits as large as Dolly Parton,
In my pants there's a hard one
She strokes my wee wee,
And kneels to suck me,
Living in a tittie wonderland.

In the room I show her my horsecock's head,
She'll swear there's a face upon his crown

I'll softly squeeze her tit
And say: No ma'am,
But it sure fucking will
When go you down.

When she blows, it's some good shit,
She'll boobclench me till I spit
It's titfucks and sex, her pussy will stretch,
Living in a tittie wonderland.

Giving in a tittie wonderland,
Humping in a tittie wonderland.